All of una dey ment!!! You dey Ment?

It is a pity that she has to die like this. She was my very close friend in university of nigeria nsukka. A very nice and good girl, very dedicated to God. Just wonder she has to die like this. I miss u so much Eucharia!!! Forever u will remain in my heart. **sobs**

I no that some guys here are wishing they were me. No b ma fault ma broda...

If u no like my joke go hug transformer

I was travelling from Enugu to Portharcourt, there is this girl i met in the bus so i tried to chyke her small so dat i go keep myself busy. We have gone far so i dosed off. The girl then use the opportunity to steal my phone. So we got to a junction i observed that my phone was not with me again, i shouted to d driver to stop d car or i will burn d car everybody will die. So some of the passengers volunteered to help find d phone. My number was dialed and it started ringing, everybody was serious looking for the source of the ringing. It was traced inside the pant of the girl i met but it was very unfortunate for my phone cos b4 we could rescued it the phone stoped working and my sim card got burnt. Thank God there was a lady feeding her baby with sachet water we used it to quench the fire. 

Serious Prayer! Any prayer warrior here?

I guess she wants to seduce me... cos she likes to have eye to eye contact with me every time she is around. Even in church when i look at where she is sitting she will dim her eyes at me.

Tnx sophie

There is this my aunty friend. She so fond of me dat sometimes she calls me her boy friend. She is in her early 40s and a single mum. She use to come to d house when my anty is not around to collect movies. I feel so much she wants something from me, But i don't know where to start. She is always smiling at me, inviting me to her church and sometimes give me her car keys to run an errand for her. What do u guys think i should do? Cos i feel she is lonely and needs someone to keep her company and another is about my anty, how she will feel if she finds out.

Tell me why six is afraid of seven

cool age like 30 something

i will love to date someone that is older than me... u interested?

If u no like me go and hug transformer

Shiii! Make una no dey make noise here or fight here o! Just join the queue and register ur name or inbox me your number for proper documentation.

Oya make una que up and collect reg number!

Oya receive it!

No be like that o! B4 i give u, show me dat u can really keep it safe. Itz just like Ultimate search winner... if i give it to u

Prove to me that u deserve it... Cos itz like priceless diamond

I just want to give my heart to someone

Her honeypot no dey smell. I just said it to make her feel bad cos i feel there are people that are gingering her. Now She is begging me not to tell her boy friend what happened and she is afraid that i might. Should i phyuk her style up or should i just leave her. That the problem was that she care for me but not in love with me. Am not interested with her again but i feel like paying her back. Even my boys in her school are willing to go to her house and phyuk her up but i refused.