A silly tourist askd a boat man, do u knw biology, psychology, geography,geology, paleantology? D boat man said N0. Den wot d hell do u knw on d surface of the earth? U will die of illiteracy. 3omins later, d boat begins 2 sink and d boat man askd d tourist, do u knw swimology and escapology from crocodiology? D tourist said N0. Den u wil drawnology and crocodiology wil eat ur bodiology and u wil dieology becos of ur badmounthology. Hapi xmas my gud people. 4 more jokes pm me. |