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1  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Kabba riot: 7 now dead on: 6-02-2011 10:52 AM
Ah! This one no be new tin na! Kogi na only election riot them sabi. E no peaceful reach that one at all. I wonder d kind pple dis election go produce. Kogites: rise up n uplift ur states from d pit of poverty, bad roads, poor education, social welfare n political slavery! The time is now, not another 4 yrs ooooooooooh! God bless my State!
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A VERY SAD XPERIENCE, BUT LAUGH IT OUT on: 4-12-2010 10:41 AM
That's funny guy! More of that pls Cheesy
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Lamido: Ex-Gov Turaki Stole N6b In One Day on: 25-07-2010 08:56 PM
Ah! No b new thing 4 Obodo Naija my pals. Una no wonder! Y e come b say na now we kon de hear'am? No b bcos d sitting gov. don get clash wit'am. No mind all of dem! Himself na correct criminal. Let's Naija rise up and clean herself of these old mugus wen no won allow our country beta. Election don de come oo. Make we no vote 4 any sitting politician. All na fake! New hands I beg oooooooooo
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IGBO TRADER WRITE'S WAEC on: 4-07-2010 11:04 AM
The joke funny die e! The boy and e oga na gbako dem be. Na only costumer dem sabi!
5  Forum / Naijapals / The Best Dad in the Whole World: in light of Fathers Day on: 21-06-2010 08:43 PM
The Best Dad in the whole World
A priest was once invited by his Bishop for an emergency meeting. Upon leaving for the meeting, the priest discovered he had a burial to attend in his parish that weekend. He had gone far and did not want to go back again. So, he phoned a nearby deacon to give a helping hand at the funeral. Out of obedience, the deacon agreed. But later, he got upset. “I’ve no idea who the deceased is” said the deacon, “nor anything about the parish itself”. “What am I going to say at the funeral?” However, he resolved to implore the help of the Holy Spirit. Finally, he went to the church for the funeral service. Just beside the sacristy, he found a little boy crying. “Little one, you’re crying” said the deacon. The boy replied, “The man lying there in the church is my father”. With a sigh of relief, the deacon said to himself: “at last, I’ve found a source for my homily’. “Tell me something about your dad little one.” with a face lighted up, the boy said to him: “my dad is the best dad in the whole world”. “He kisses my mum; he cares for my sister and me.” He even plays with me and takes my sister and me to cinema.” “He was a caring dad.” I’ll miss him much.” The deacon, full of smiles said to the boy: “really! Cheer up dear, your dad is in heaven”
Now, with confidence, the deacon mounted the pulpit and started his homily: “the Joe lying in front of us today is one of the best dads in the whole world. He’s a good husband and a caring father.” The preacher was flowing with this when suddenly a woman sited at the front role of sits in the church interrupted: Rev! Who’re you talking about?” “The late Joe of course”, said the deacon. The woman continued: “you don’t know who’s lying down here.” “I’m his mother-in-law.” He was never a good man; not to his wife whom he bullied, nor to me whom he never respected.” To shorten it, the woman took over the homily. Disappointed and feeling embarrassed, the deacon managed to finish the remaining part of the ceremony.
Finally, after Joe was lowered into the ground, everyone started going away. While about to go, the deacon still pissed up by the whole thing, saw the little boy all by himself again. He confronted him saying: “how could you do this to me”. “You had me put on a hot spot; why.” The young boy looked at the deacon and said: “look, Rev! I don’t know what that woman is talking about; I don’t care what she thinks my dad is”. “For me, he is the best dad I’ve ever known.”
It's a story I heard from Church yesterday. I hope you'd enjoy it and find something meaningful from it.
© Okoliko D. 2010
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Uzor and Therapy on: 21-06-2010 08:33 PM
Uzor and Therapy
A young guy went for a therapy session. Upon explaining himself, the therapist said to him: “Uzor, feelings as feelings are not bad; it depends on your response to it”. Later, the young man was told to engage in the following exercise as a guide. “This is how to go about your feelings Uzor: ‘identify it, name it, own it and express it in a helpful way”. Upon leaving the session, Uzor was crossing a railway track in a busy quasi market. Everyone was running to safety. However, Uzor wanted to practise what he had discovered in the session. So, he stood on the train’s way and started analysing his feelings:
What’s happening to me now? Ok! I’m panicking.
Why? I’m afraid, it is fear
Where is the fear coming from? Oh!  I’m on a railway track and train is fast approaching
What shall I do? I have to........................
(Before Uzor take the decision, he was smashed by the train.)
   Okoliko D.
7  Forum / Sports / Re: Show Of Shame At Eagles’ Camp: Kanu, Etuhu Escape Head Blows, As Officials Clash on: 14-06-2010 07:50 PM
Waitin be this? Upon say they no deliver well, these ones who call themselves officials con de disgrace themselves for public. Who go tell them say no be personality tournament be this; say na Naija na'in them come represent so. May them put their acts together deliver well for this Thursday match oooooo. NFF, watch out!!! Embarrassed
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: American Jailed For 24 Years on: 26-05-2010 09:00 PM
Shei!!! Na waooooo! Na so e don bi for obodo'yibo yankeey. God saviour meoo! And see una self. If to say una sabi how that hell where them won send'am go so, una go quietness una mouth Shocked
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