Lol..no P

Good evening ladies and gentleman my name is Frank Edoho from who wants to be a millionaire and with me on the hot seat is Ewharen Okoro.

Frank: so Ewharen you know the rules, fifty fifty, call a friend and ask the audience.

Ewharen: yes I do

Frank: okay, first question, what do we use to eat on a table A. spoon B. moon C. goon D. noon

Ewharen: spoon

Frank: correct, you have 500,000 naira, the next question goes for 2 million naira

Frank: who sang this song Mean. A. D banj B. M.I C.Taylor swift D. Waje

Ewharen: ermmm, well i will call a friend

Frank: okay, so who are you calling.

Ewharen: i will call my brother Elson.

Frank: phone rings, hello this is frank from who wants to be a millionaire, your brother is on the hot seat and he has a question to ask, you have only 30s..

Elson: okay i understand

Frank: your time starts now

Ewharen: Elson who sang this song Mean..A. D. banj B M.I C.Taylor swift D. Waje

Elson: ermmm abeg chill may I just try GOOGLE am....

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One day, an illiterate went to the market buy clothes, so he saw a shirt..and on it was written UNISEX....the guy went to meet the seller and said guy abeg i have heard of UNILAG, UNIBEN,UNICAL but which one be UNISEX coz i go like go that university ooooo....

A famous prostitute died.people were confused as what should be written on her grave.finally, on the advise of a wise man,they wrote: at last she slept alone!!!!!

to emejuru why did u now post if u no read am!!! no p

A 1000yrs to God is a day so says the Bible.......................... People where celebrating Easter here on Earth...so God was like why are these people celebrating Easter today,then Angel Michael said because your son Jesus died for them 2000yrs ago...then God said...I thought that was 2 days ago......

A parent had two notorious sons,who always get into mischief and trouble. So one day this two brothers where fighting and the mum called them and took them to an elderly man for counsel,so the younger went in first,so the old man asked him where is God?,the boy opened his mouth,he asked him again,the boy gave d same expression,He now shouted at him Where is God!!!!,afraid the young boy screamed,ran home and hid in the locker. So when the elder brother came and found his younger broda,he asked wat happened,the younger brother said-They think we have kidnapped God.

Omo,make u na dey listen to ur babes ooooooo, bible talk am say out of the mouth of Babes he has ordained strength to deliver us from our enemies,ur babe dey always save u anytime she talk,even if it be rubbish just listen.

nice one.      

Well there is a man who wakes up in the morning to check what promise the Bible has for him at first glance,so today when he opened the Bible,he saw 'and Judas Iscariot hanged himself",he closed the Bible and opened it again and he saw,"go and do Likewise".

nice one 

Omo today just strange,i dey waka with some of friends,so one guy they follow me dey call me shopaholic,if i dey class e dey come me shopaholic even to say when i dey church e dey call me the same thing. so one time like this i just call am say why u dey always call me shopaholic,d guy con talk say how I no go call u shopaholic when every time u dey come ma shop con drink alcohol.....

i no dey vex oooo. 

ok, we learn everyday. tnx i understand,more grease to ya elbow too.

y r u always my critic

One day a wrestler named Dwayne Johnson came to a Nigerian church,so the pastor there was preaching,saying,Christ is the rock on which we stand and so you must stand on him,if u want to stand on Christ the rock please come forward,so they all came forward including Dwayne,na sooo two agberos con sight my guy Dwayne, dey con clear am for ground con dey shout pastor!! pastor!! I am standing on D ROCK.

tnx to ya all. lol

you guys can discourage some1 but it is a free world, am sure most of you are crackin ma jokes over there,dats how life is,always critics around. 

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she's tired and wants to go to sleep.

He says, "Oh, come on, can't we just do it one more time?"

And she says, "Look, I've got to get up in the morning — you don't!

really, i didn't hear that on news.