sex

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she's tired and wants to go to sleep.

He says, "Oh, come on, can't we just do it one more time?"

And she says, "Look, I've got to get up in the morning — you don't!

Posted: at 12-04-2011 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

you guys can discourage some1 but it is a free world, am sure most of you are crackin ma jokes over there,dats how life is,always critics around. 

Posted: at 12-04-2011 09:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

U drink kerosine?

Posted: at 12-04-2011 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

No oh, him drink Asari fuel!!

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Posted: at 12-04-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na roke

Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sad Joke!! lol

Posted: at 13-04-2011 10:58 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

thank God say i no reach here

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Posted: at 13-04-2011 08:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dude you try!!  are you plaining on becoming a
comedian in the future?

Posted: at 13-04-2011 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming