I can't belv it imagen dis kind of thg is happen oh end time.God pls help us all

One day skipon and stephen went to super market to by a pen of #20 and all they gat each is #200 and even their food money is equally there so they worked into d super market and they met two gurls buyin thgs ane skipon na ask stephen wat do we do stephen na tel skipon u knw we dn't hv enough wth us skipon told him to 4get dat he wat to do so they aproch d gurls and when they met d gurls and d one skipon met was very ugly and d 1st thg d gurl said to skipon is pls darlin i just need #5000 to dress my hair and skipon just fall and faint and stephen ran and left his frnd

  u part 2 on d way

There was one master who is after his boys pocket.so 1 day he called one of his boy and ask him hw much is he hvin so d boi answered ntin, so he went home to sach his boys bag and he open d 1st and found ntin and also d 2nd so as he try to open d last one d zip of d bag cut his hand and he ran out of d room

Pb4.i dn't even knw y u always talk nonses pls thk b4 u post

A goat and a chicken where working along d road and all of d suddenly a car passed by and spflash water on them,angrily chicken hissed and said that dn't mind them that is how they drive like goat,and the goat smile and said hmm that is why they die like chicken

3men took their wives to hosptal for delivery,shortly a nurse came out and ask who is john that works wth three crown,d man stood up,congratulations,your wife delivered 3 bouncimg babies.shortly d nurse came out and asked,who is peter dat works wth 7up,congratulations ur wife has delivered 7 bouncing babies,immediately d 3rd guy took off... He ran away cuz he was working wth 33 lager bear!!!!

Dat is gud for our team and for our country.i luv niger

1=5,2=25,3=325,4=4325 and then 5 wil be 5325.if nt so u montula ans it then.yes i got it hahahaha

Wat wil u do if ur father is at a stage of death while he is stil on bed and he called u  my son pls if i died i hv 100mil naira,with with with and he died.wat wil u do