Silly Duck...

Date: 15-10-2011 10:44 am (13 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 15-10-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Duck walks in2 a bar and goes up 2 a bartender..

Bartender.. Wat can i get 4 u??
Duck..ummm! Do u hv grapes??
Bartender...no! we dnt .
 D duck waddles slowly out of d bar..

Nxt day...d same tym...d duck waddles into d bar..

Bartender..hi,wat can i get 4 u??
Duck...ummm! Do u hv grapes??
Bartender...(bit annoyed) Were'nt u here yesday,look buddy we dnt hv grapes ok??
D duck hops of d stool,nd waddles off d bar..
 
Nxt day,d same tym...duck waddles into d bar..

Duck..hello,do u hv grapes??
Bartender... Wat's ua problem? Aren't u here yesday?WE DONT HAV ANY GRAPES.Nxt tym u little ducktail waddles in here again,i'm gonna NAIL dat webbed feet of urz to d floor .GOt me pal??
  D duck hops of d stool nd waddles out..

Nxt day..d same tym..d duck walks in2 d bar..

Bartender..wat d hell do u want??
Duck...ummm! Hv u got any nails??
Bartender.. Wat?? Of course not?
Duck....dat's gud, do u hv any Grapes?  Grin Grin

Posted: at 15-10-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- mixbrown at 15-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 15-10-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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make i go pack my pikin shit jor
Posted: at 15-10-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 15-10-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 15-10-2011 12:07 PM
make i go pack my pikin shit jor
ua lucky my cain no dey at hand,i 4 wire ua bum bum wella.. Grin
Posted: at 15-10-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 15-10-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 15-10-2011 12:26 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 15-10-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mixbrown on 15-10-2011 12:26 PM
Huh? Huh?
i kno say na ova feedin dey cause all these Huh? ...na terry i dey blame shaa. But u dey fine dez days oO! Abi terry ma chairman??
Posted: at 15-10-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 15-10-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin @ joke
Posted: at 15-10-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 15-10-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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na true,na my handiwork,ask am nah
Posted: at 15-10-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 15-10-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mixbrown on 15-10-2011 12:26 PM
Huh? Huh?
wetin dey confuse u?
Posted: at 15-10-2011 01:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 15-10-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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the rate you take dey spend for her, make she no finish your money oo Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 15-10-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 15-10-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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that poor hungry chef who dash ram money


passing jaree
Posted: at 15-10-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 15-10-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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rubbish
Posted: at 15-10-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 16-10-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Passing and running
Posted: at 16-10-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 16-10-2011 10:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Mtcheeew. I don post this thing before jooor
Posted: at 16-10-2011 10:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 16-10-2011 10:19 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 16-10-2011 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-10-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 16-10-2011 10:15 PM
Mtcheeew. I don post this thing before jooor
u no see the kain yeye joke wey u dey post yeye man
Posted: at 16-10-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Desmartins at 17-10-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Pb4.i dn't even knw y u always talk nonses pls thk b4 u post
Posted: at 17-10-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- collins91 at 17-10-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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na waoooo
Posted: at 17-10-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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