HAPPY BIRTH DAY. WISH YOU ALL THE OODIES OF LIFE

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NO BE SMALL THIN OOO

TEACHER: When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

AKPORS:   When his lips are shut.

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As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”

“To save lives.” The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted.

“It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school,” replied the professor.

You have been severed of all old ties. so shall it be for the next 365 days, can smbody shout amen?.

Hearing Vs. Listening

What Rihanna says:

Cmon…This place is a mess! You and I need to clean. Your pants are on the floor and you’ll have no clothes if we don’t do laundry now!

What Newrumour hears:

C’MON….blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!
 

to impregnate chumli

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blanberi indeed!!!

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is it wrong to express my innermost heart-felt feelings to the baby-mama of my dream. chumli, no mind all those yeye somebody. let us meet tonight at the usual place. i lovest u.

innalilahi waina ilaehi rajun. Hope she has a kid. May Allah grant her janatl-firdaus

chummly abi wetin be ur names pls, i luv u so much. to start with a toast. there are many fishes in the water, golden fishes is the best. i want you to be my girlfriend, then i will make u my babymama. yes or no, if no why? call me pls bcus i dnt have a credit. thank you. 0703018994... u can add the rest. thank you

sorry for all of una

JONATHAN administration is the worst nigeria has ever witnessed.

Uncompleted verses coupled with misconcepted  translation. The poster is indeed the instrument of the devils. The earlier you accept the truth the better. Islam remains the most prestined, unadultrated path to the creator.Yet the most criticised by those that perceive it as a threat to their "artificial guide". analyse ur inner self before its too late. NO ALTERNATIVE TO ISLAM. the religion of all prophets and direct path to the creator. ALHAMDULILLAH ALA NIHMATAL ISLAM.

Bob asked his doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't, I do my best to remain professional". With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doctor had ever seen. It was no bigger than an AAA battery. Doc bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, wipes away his tears, takes a deep breath and says "I'm sorry, I really am, It won't happen again.Now how can I help you?" Bob says "It's swollen."