During a Maths exam, a very dull student copied from his intelligent friend and score 92% while his intelligent friend scored 90%. When the teacher came to do the corrections, he called out the dull student to come and solve one of the problems. The boy ran out of the class, and never came back! THE END....

Hahaha! Finally somebody don post joke wey make me laugh. Bros u try oh

A man buys a lie detective robot dat slaps anybody dat lies and decides to test it during dinner. After his wife had served dinner, they sat down together with their son and started eating. The man then asked his son, "Junior where did u go to today?" and Junior replied, "i went to school dad." Immediately, the robot gave Junior a solid slap. His dad repeated the question and Junior replied, "i went to a friend's house and we were watching movies."
"What kind of movies?" his father asked and Junior replied, "we were watching The Terminator series." Again, the robot gave Junior another good slap and Junior quickly said, "it was a porn movie dad!"
His father was happy dat the robot was doing its job and then he said, "What? A porn movie? When i was ur age we used to watch Tom & Jerry cartoon. I didn't even know what porn was." Without wasting anytime, the robot landed the father a solid slap.
The mum who had been watching silently with so much interest gave out a big laugh and said, "he is definitely ur son." The robot turn towards the mum and hammered her a thunderous slap:#  Na who lie pass?   

Mr Poster, if u're sad abt the ecounter then go boil stone. Maybe it will cure ur sickness or better still go hug transformer:/

for where? No way! I can't get down there.....Dats indirect suicide mehn:]

ewww......dat thing too dey smell

Hahaha! Dat something dey smell bad:#

A man and his wife are fishing illegally during their vacation when suddenly the man notices the coast guard moving towards them. The man says to wife, "quickly honey, put the fish into ur pants!"
She quickly replies, "but honey, what abt the smell?"
....And the man answers her, "don't worry honey, i'm quite sure the fish can withstand it!"

Atleast e know wetin clitoris dey taste like for e young age!

4year old Junior runs to his mum in the kitchen and with so much excitement he tells her, "mummy, mummy, Grandma has got a pawn. Come and see!"
His mum reluctantly follows him to the sitting room where Grandma is in deep sleep on the couch. Then Junior, pointing at his Grandma's clitoris says, "mum look at Grandma's pawn."
The mum looks at Grandma's protruding clitoris, smiles and then says, "no Junior dats not a pawn; dats Grandma's clitoris."
....And Junior says, "but mum, it tastes like a pawn!"

Pb4.....Hohohoho

Well, u try sha but na pb4:\\]

A man after having sex with his house girl said to her, "Sandra u dey sweet like money wey person pick for road."
...And Sandra replied, "Yes oga na true oh. Even gate man don dey tell me say i dey sweet pass Madam!"