Bad Family and Lie Detector Robot

Date: 24-10-2011 2:29 am (13 years ago) | Author: Isidore Obijiaku
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A man buys a lie detective robot dat slaps anybody dat lies and decides to test it during dinner. After his wife had served dinner, they sat down together with their son and started eating. The man then asked his son, "Junior where did u go to today?" and Junior replied, "i went to school dad." Immediately, the robot gave Junior a solid slap. His dad repeated the question and Junior replied, "i went to a friend's house and we were watching movies."
"What kind of movies?" his father asked and Junior replied, "we were watching The Terminator series." Again, the robot gave Junior another good slap and Junior quickly said, "it was a porn movie dad!"
His father was happy dat the robot was doing its job and then he said, "What? A porn movie? When i was ur age we used to watch Tom & Jerry cartoon. I didn't even know what porn was." Without wasting anytime, the robot landed the father a solid slap.
The mum who had been watching silently with so much interest gave out a big laugh and said, "he is definitely ur son." The robot turn towards the mum and hammered her a thunderous slap:#  Na who lie pass?   

Posted: at 24-10-2011 02:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Na that robot go slap u if post dis yoke again Cheesy

Posted: at 24-10-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago)
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guy dis an old story told by Abraham to Sarah

Posted: at 24-10-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 24-10-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 24-10-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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what shocked you?

Posted: at 24-10-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Na the joke

Posted: at 24-10-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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he lies too?

Posted: at 24-10-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- josiahlawson at 24-10-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Nilkinson on 24-10-2011 02:29 AM
A man buys a lie detective robot dat slaps anybody dat lies and decides to test it during dinner. After his wife had served dinner, they sat down together with their son and started eating. The man then asked his son, "Junior where did u go to today?" and Junior replied, "i went to school dad." Immediately, the robot gave Junior a solid slap. His dad repeated the question and Junior replied, "i went to a friend's house and we were watching movies."
"What kind of movies?" his father asked and Junior replied, "we were watching The Terminator series." Again, the robot gave Junior another good slap and Junior quickly said, "it was a porn movie dad!"
His father was happy dat the robot was doing its job and then he said, "What? A porn movie? When i was ur age we used to watch Tom & Jerry cartoon. I didn't even know what porn was." Without wasting anytime, the robot landed the father a solid slap.
The mum who had been watching silently with so much interest gave out a big laugh and said, "he is definitely ur son." The robot turn towards the mum and hammered her a thunderous slap:#  Na who lie pass?   

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Posted: at 24-10-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 24-10-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh ?

Posted: at 24-10-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 24-10-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 24-10-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 24-10-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg laff folo dis way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 24-10-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 24-10-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago)
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i wan cry go that way
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 24-10-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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p........
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 24-10-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 24-10-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 24-10-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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mak i pretend as if i no see dis poster post


passing and running
Posted: at 24-10-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 24-10-2011 10:20 PM (13 years ago)
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run fast ooo
Posted: at 24-10-2011 10:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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