Back then in boarding school, there was this boy that can sense food from any angle of the hostel. then it got to this brooking part of the term when every student is no longer having much food stuff, and everybody cooks in hiding so as not share the food with others. One faithful One faithful Saturday morning I and my friend Thom were cooking yam, and behold as the yam was about to get cook alas!!!! Came Sam(Mr. Long throat) Confused i asked my friend to meet him outside so as to prevent him from geting close to the boiling YAM. When the yam was cooked and my friend wanted to pass the massage to me but looking for a suitable way of doing it in order to prevent Sam from understanding, the following conversation happened  between us:
Thom: (Come to me and gave me a light blow on the head saying): See ur your head like yam don done.
Me: (I Looked at him with anger saying): See your mouth like chop am remain for me
Thom: (Being a real master in the LONG THROAT ACT) Replied: See Una leg like make we go chop am together.

A plane ws transportin a bunch of madmen 2a well facilitated psychiatry in south africa,d madmen were makin so much noise.1 of da madmen enterd Pilots cabin. MADMAN:Teach me how 2fly a plane. PILOT:i ll teach u only if u can get ur friends 2 kip quiet. MADMAN: OK.(5mins later da plane z very quiet). PILOT; Wow,how did u get them 2 kip quiet? MADMAN:I opened d door n told THEM 2go n play outside...

Thanks stephen153, you are the man, but for you Rakelly, I have gat no words for you...

rakelly what is the meaning of pb4? sorry but just want to know...I am new here...

Sorry Rk, whats pb4?

Funny!....Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot' ' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .Few minuets later A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u” He immediatel y sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest."Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..Suddenl y the voice stop counting and says:“What about the two at the gate?" immediately the drunkard and the priest took off!!

Its not true, I think its all about personality, men also don't hate money either...