Funny!....Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot' ' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .Few minuets later A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for u” He immediatel y sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest."Father father pls come with me'come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..Suddenl y the voice stop counting and says:“What about the two at the gate?" immediately the drunkard and the priest took off!!
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
ANELEEVEREST at 4-01-2012 03:29 PM (13 years ago) (m)
AT LAST I LAUGH
Posted: at 4-01-2012 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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