Nigeria's top spoken English.
Abeg DRESS back
Mummy HAVE come
I'll tell my daddy for YOU
See as u BAFF up
Put d bread inside LYLON
I strong KAKARAKA
Pls help me SLOW that fan
Have they BROUGHT lite?
Oya come and be GOING
I KUKUMA dont have your time
Shebi u have BB charger
See how her eye is entering my FOOD
The FILM is SWEET
Have u paid your SKULL fees money
If i hear PIM, u go hear WEEEN
Did u see d sound of my RINGTONE?
I know u have come since bcoz I hear ur perfume.

Love can be,
found in the warmth of a kiss,in a touch
or a lingering embrace….
Love can be
found in a sweet,tender glance or a
smile that laughs up the face…
Love can be
found in words softly spoken,in
comfortable silence too….
Love can be
found in any number of ways…
And I FOUND LOVE
when…..
“I FOUND YOU”

i love dis man, may his soul rest in peace

People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So, in spirit of my best friend, I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are. 1. Friends don"t have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. The key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities ...
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People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So, in spirit of my best friend, I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are. 1. Friends don"t have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. The key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities ...
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too bad

SOVIET JOURNALIST


A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."

"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"

"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.

"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."

No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"

"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."