scarred face need no bursting again. but if u want burst something, look in the mirror

Student wey no fit read 4 school na him de dismiss school 4 teacher.  u ask 4 "school (to) dismiss away" abi na "white-axe" u join or na "blackberry" ...... cult?

Shakespeare said, in "Venus and Adonis", that things that grow to themselves are growth's abuse. My friend, a renowned gynacologist, told me that it is women that fit into that expression. When I asked him why, he told me to go and study women well.  My study of women seems to agree with what my friend said, but in a funny way.  What do you think was in my friend's mind when he expressed that opinion, and what do you think I found out that makes it funny?

u b preacher wey no fit show example. u no know bumi again or abi make i tellam say u don denyam?

it is only when u know how much the girls expect u to pay after the show that you can know the mind of the girls. naturally, their minds are blank with what their friends wore yesterday and how same would fit them better than those friends of theirs,  and these blank minds are lit up when you approach. u rape them when you cannot give what they thought they can get from u.  the oohs, aahs and do-me-mo screams that you hear them make during the show, are aimed at ur heart of hearts - the bucks. africa, europe, asia or obama's godsown place now - all na de same. na so god make them. so know u diafor that na calculators (both manual and electonic, plus including engineering calculators) - na dem dey the mind of girls, before and after show.

u sef wey u dey. give me one instance wey bumi agree for u.

bcos there is nothing like rape when there is penetration.  ask clinton and lewisky, na so dem ku talk.  but if na forced sex wey u talk, hm, the man wey talk about hungry lion and prey is right if he can make gofment to make law 4 preys not to shake their yansh on a deserted road when hungry lions, like him, are passing.

no time when a lady will admit that she's at fault.  my own gall'll tell u: "na u causam", plus including "two wrongs never make a right", meaning her own proven wrong was right and ur right to tell her she was wrong cannot be right. put the other way round, it means if she was wrong you had no right to tell her so. das all!!!

hunny's honeycomb?

wey de blindman carriam go? and how de blindman take know say him thing de stand? e take hand toucham, why?

i don laf, sha! not at de joke, sha. but at those who no fit see shit and laf.

pickin wey no de let him mama sleep, him kpa kpa no go sleep. ur omege know sey u be bad boy. das why she de praktis judo to take tro u de day wey u go makam vex well well. no doam (follo her) again. naida de soup wey de fillejgal de cook nor de things wey she wear wey de vex u: na her workshop. u no like her workshop - das all.  so leave mama alone cos she too get her own problem. odawise, complain to obama cos, afta all him be ur broder in amerika. by d way, dem tell us here dat him (dat's, obama) be yorubawa - na true? i no shur, cos if to say he is, no plane wey ne go emerika on 11/05 4 leave naija ground. and na dat time wey u 4 know say dat ur woman get value 4 someone else, cos all naija waters must to find level. ur own level no dey 4 amerikan waters?

dis one na fiction u write, cos no deliverance can deliver winch from being winch. if u say na babalawo cure u, i 4 belif small, cos d theory/practice of innoculation is to use poison to block poison. sodia4, winch de like senators - once a senator always a senator ; and if u b woman, ur oga shd beware or him cu tiku kpata kpata (if ever man de tiku remain small)!!!