naaahh u don't have to... u can fart if you'd like!

One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Liverpool, but I worked both sides of the river."

LoLz, apologies if that didn't amuse u guys! T'was a silly one.. will do better next time!

Teacher ask a student

Teacher: If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1, how many will be left?
Student: None, as the others will fly away.
Teacher: The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.
Student: Can I ask you a question Ma'am?
Teacher: Yes, of course.
Student: If there are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 sucking, which one do you think is married?
Teacher: (Nervous voice) Well, uhm, the one sucking?
Student: No Ma'am youre wrong. The answer would be the one with wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.

lolz

very well said...

o0ohh La La... 

nothin comes for free these days...

this is sick...

question is, will he forgive me if I beat the hell out of him for even thinking to raise a hand at me... 

BattEry KnoWs nO BouNdaRy... 

while creating noise that might disturb other movie goers are strictly prohibited in all Japanese cinemas, I have not heard of such horrible incident resorting to taking someone's life. Ain't that a bitch...

there's always a first time for everything and I say this is the 1st time I heard such a thing. Back in the days, some men die while committing adultery. Can't exclude women these days anymore, tsk tsk tsk...

Undeserving of all the good things that life has given him. Wut an ungrateful child! Whoever puts his hand on a woman will never be considered a man himself. Such a disgrace to his family, his own people and worst of all, to himself...

impressive performance!!! 

Pretty absurd situation any woman can get herself into. Here's an absurd suggestion to answer her confused mind... try sending all those lovely gifts back to those men because keeping em will only define her poor standard for finding true love. No one wants to find herself gettin blinded by luxurious gifts and get completely disappointed at the end. Make time to get to know them both on friendly dates and be responsible enough to know your heart's desire and let them know ASAP.

hahahahahaha!!!

IMAO!!!

funny... happens back in ma home country too, LoL

nice one!