" I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK "

Date: 26-05-2011 9:39 am (13 years ago) | Author: gemzki
- at 26-05-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Teacher ask a student

Teacher: If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1, how many will be left?
Student: None, as the others will fly away.
Teacher: The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.
Student: Can I ask you a question Ma'am?
Teacher: Yes, of course.
Student: If there are 3 women eating ice cream, 1 licking, 1 biting, and 1 sucking, which one do you think is married?
Teacher: (Nervous voice) Well, uhm, the one sucking?
Student: No Ma'am youre wrong. The answer would be the one with wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you think. Cheesy

Posted: at 26-05-2011 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago)
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i no understand
Posted: at 26-05-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 26-05-2011 10:09 AM (13 years ago)
pb4 b4
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:09 AM (13 years ago) |
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- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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i like d way u think
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe ..... sophie u mean the way the yeye man think abi
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 26-05-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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no more new joke for this forum again
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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for ur mind
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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i like the way emejuru dey tink
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
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na him be yeye na ..... so u like the way Mr yeye dey tink abi?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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which one be ur own now?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 11:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khangkernitz at 26-05-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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LoLz, apologies if that didn't amuse u guys! T'was a silly one.. will do better next time!
Posted: at 26-05-2011 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sophiebaby at 26-05-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago)
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too dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 26-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
the thing don dry again?
oya come make i wet ram more
Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago) |
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