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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / farts things |
on: 8-08-2012 06:42 PM
| A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you." | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / okon part2 |
on: 21-07-2012 05:30 PM
| Two guys raped a princess. When they were caught and taken to the king for punishment. The king ordered them to go and get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first one went and returned with 15 Mangoes, the king ordered the guards to insert the Mango into his ass so that he will feel the same pain as the raped Princess. The guy screamed and shouted throughout the insertion. Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he was laughing in pain. He pointed ahead and said "Look at my friend (okon), he is bringing WATER MELON. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 4uck her again |
on: 18-07-2012 06:36 AM
| A 16 year old girl fell pregnant with a 65 year old man,10 years order than her father.she was about to write her final exams and this made her parents so angry since they were strugling to raise money for her to go to scool .her father called her and said "can u pliz call the boy who did this to u,i want to deal with him now".with an angry voice .the gal called her lover and in no time he was there.by the gate,parked a red posh car it was a two door BMW latest.there came out a white head man ,their doughter ran and welcome him.they were shocked to see these two kissing as at 1st they thought that this man was the father of the boy who inpregnant their doughter without knowing he was the öne.the father became so much angry and his wife told him to cøol down.the man came in and said "i'm sory mum and dad and listen carefuly what i'm going to do.if she gave birth to a girl i will buy u a flat and a car,if its a boy the one i'm olso expecting u will get two flats a beach house and two cars,if there are twins u will get double of this but if she get a miscariage i..."before he fineshed the father suddenly brokeup and said "u will phyuk her again" | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 18+ and above |
on: 16-07-2012 04:56 PM
| There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky." The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / penis and the balls |
on: 4-07-2012 12:34 PM
| Penis said to his two balls,I`ll take u to party 2night,then d ball replied you bloodly liar,U always go inside and live us outside.Penis said u don't know how I suffer in there,that`s why I always come out Vomiting. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / china product don't last! |
on: 8-06-2012 01:24 PM
| A Chinese man married a A nigerian woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the nigeria woman kept sobbing and crying saying : I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!! So a family member pulled her aside and asked her : What did you know? She replied : Chinese products don't last long«lOLll!!! | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / phone call |
on: 5-06-2012 07:01 PM
| Husband and Wife agreed dat anytime dey want too have sex,dey will call it a "PHONE CALL" One day the husband sent his son 2 tell his mother dat he want 2 make phone call.......Mother replies tell ur father dat der is no network, Husband: tell ur mother dat if der is no network at home,he will go 2 d public phone, WIFE: tell ur father dat if he dare goes 2 public phone, den i will open a call centre at home,hahahahhahahaha wahala dey ooo | | | |