farts things

Date: 08-08-2012 6:42 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Saint kelechi
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- at 8-08-2012 06:42 PM (11 years ago)
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not
ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some
pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him.
He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone
notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases
another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get
down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells,
"Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Posted: at 8-08-2012 06:42 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 8-08-2012 08:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Same old joke Angry
Posted: at 8-08-2012 08:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 16-08-2012 07:58 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Pacing
Posted: at 16-08-2012 07:58 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 16-08-2012 10:56 AM (11 years ago)
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PPb4
Posted: at 16-08-2012 10:56 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- princyboy at 16-08-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago)
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@ziebo malle de call U̶̲̥̅̊
 ooo
 I jst say make I com call person
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:02 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 16-08-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago)
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swiming!
Posted: at 16-08-2012 05:23 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-09-2012 03:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 20-09-2012 03:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 20-09-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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acient joke
Posted: at 20-09-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-09-2012 09:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Na u sabi
Posted: at 21-09-2012 09:29 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neloceleb at 22-09-2012 09:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Ancient n modern?.lol
Posted: at 22-09-2012 09:56 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omomarty at 22-09-2012 11:58 PM (11 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 22-09-2012 11:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 12:03 AM (11 years ago)
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Warisdis?  Huh? Huh?  Huh?
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 23-09-2012 12:11 AM (11 years ago)
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na one mumu nai post am
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:11 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 12:19 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok tell that mumu to come collect hot slap from me now now  Angry
Posted: at 23-09-2012 12:19 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 23-09-2012 01:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 23-09-2012 01:26 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 23-09-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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I talk to u?
Posted: at 23-09-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 23-09-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes wu u con dey talk to?
Posted: at 23-09-2012 07:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jessymic at 24-09-2012 07:50 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahahahaaha the joke sweet no be small,
Posted: at 24-09-2012 07:50 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omomarty at 24-09-2012 10:08 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 23-09-2012 12:19 AM
Ok tell that mumu to come collect hot slap from me now now  Angry

ok i go tell am
Posted: at 24-09-2012 10:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 24-09-2012 10:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 23-09-2012 05:09 PM
I talk to u?

help me ask am oooooooooooooo. the boy na amebo
Posted: at 24-09-2012 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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