Every woman should be a wh*re or prostitue for her husband on bed so that your husband shouldnt find any reason to go meet some bitches outside

Dont just lay there like a frozen fish, get up, give him some blow job, ride on his dick, suck and twist on his nipple, roll ur tongue round his ears while ur hands keep are busyig surfing on his hard dis like there is no tomorrow.... Please ur man, doing this doesnt make  u a wh*re, nah, it shows that you can do anything just to please ur husband........ If you dont do it, alot of women outside are ready to suck him free of charge...

Its so shameful some women dont even know  how ttheir husband's dick feel like, they only feel it,  they dont touch or see it.... come on, that dick is urs,  everything in him is urs, dont be shy.... Make him know you are  better than those bitches outside.

Ur opinion??

IF N5,000 NOTE IS INTRODUCED.

(What will happen?)
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~ Some people's salary would just be one note.

~ Some people would be paid their salary and asked to bring the change the following day.

~ Some passengers would be beaten black and blue by bus conductors.

~ Politicians would only need their back pockets to steal money.

~ It would be difficult to see someone to borrow you #100

~ Musicians will now poze with N5K note in musical video

Its easy to detect ppl wit small mind even haven't met them.
A matured mind wil read an old joke & wil just leave d page witout comment but a small mind wil stil comment & quote whr he/she read it. Ʋ can easily detect whr they leave..lols they leave in a house whr wat they see they will say. Pls grow up. Ʋ kno ur sef. #justsayin#

in every aspect of human life.. Thr is always a JUDAS. (Eg spoilers.... They ∂ηt build but only 2distroy) Lols..... Anyways its good to be a bad belle.. It improves d builder. #GBAAaaam#!!!

*** u are in a gay bar and yell "Gays suck""
*** When u kidnap a witch's child for ritual !"
*** When u buy white bold5 84k nd u discover it has two simcard slots"""
*** When a soldier catches you straffing his daughter on his bed."
*** when Ʋ take a girl to a fast-food & d ATM thr is not work while d cab man is waitin for money
*** When Ʊ use & dump d daughter of a Babalawo.."""
**** is wen...... Add ur own

haaaaAaa!!!!! Dts is a dead alive situation. Even sef God go punish Ʋ if Ʋ forgive am.

FUN TIME

HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching husband's condom.

HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: Girl applying medicine to her nipples thinking they are pimples.

HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of rape.

HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitute's privates.

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman
expecting an earthquake to do the rest.

HEIGHT OF PATIENCE:
A guy standing in a queue to have sex with his own wife.

HEIGHT OF OOOPS:
You trying to urinate at a corner and suddenly, the girl you're wooing approaches.


My PEOPLE
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Dodo the houseboy entered Madam's room without
knocking.
Madam: ''Dodo, this is wrong, what if I was naked or
dressing up''? Dodo: ''That can never happen Madam. I
always peep first and if you are naked, I keep peeping
thru a small hole until you dress up before I enter''

I bet Ʋ barca will never near top 4 & messi wil not score up to 15 in EPL.

O.P.... Lols (Off Point) *SMH*

Na una sabi

Please guys.... What is dt one thin Ʋ will put right or like to do if Ʋ had ur way?

As for me, if I had ♍Ɣ way, I wil stil make manchester united win all d trophies every season. #lobatan#

heya!!! I wish Ʋ were right, but aoch!!! Ʋ are no whr near it. Try again wen Ʋ loggin *lobatan*

I wil still leave it for dat special person who is ready to use his/her brain. ...#lobatan#

  if I hear

  if I hear

so Ʋ think she doesn't kno d smell of her son abi. *smh 4u* (Ʋ ain't genius enof)

As for me, if I caught her red handed in bed with another man..... I swear she's gone. That's d only one offence I will never forgive ♍Ɣ wife.

Let's see who is genius here.

Hδω can Ʋ tell a woman who is deaf, dumb & blind that her son died in d river.

Any man can do dt (d above mentioned) to trick a lady to bed. ...but d video game of a thin... Is only him & his frnds dt her thr, & for him to stop it means d babe is damn special. #lobatan#