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301  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 99 facts guys LOVE about girls ♥..........♥ on: 21-08-2012 10:33 PM
Quote from: xband on 21-08-2012 10:21 PM
Ok we have heard. That's too much for a lady to take. Even lady knows what they want. I mean they also got their own rules.
Tongue Tongue Tongue whr ar stil comin to ladies rule. Hope Ʋ ar able to read all?
302  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pls translate dis sentence τ̅☺ good English on: 21-08-2012 10:28 PM
Berra!!!!
303  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Pls translate dis sentence τ̅☺ good English on: 21-08-2012 09:31 PM
Pls if Ʋ ∂ηt kno wat to say, .say nothin

Pls translate dis sentence τ̅☺  good English

  "Beans wey don done don done"...
304  Forum / Relationships & Romance / 99 facts guys LOVE about girls ♥..........♥ on: 21-08-2012 09:24 PM
99 facts guys LOVE about girls ♥..........♥
1. Guys prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you
afterwards.



4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply
means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten
already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the
phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they
go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly
care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your
bad characteristics.
8. Guys love a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t.
And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit
to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He
will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has
dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to
accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning
back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know
what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys love it when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they
usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes
any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor,
he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t
lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again
tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
he gets the message clearly.
24. Guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with
someone else
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to
get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But
this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to
him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He
does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half
of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him.
But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a
small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re
not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help
from about his problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is
when he teases you.
40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in
miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but
would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Guys hate it when girls talk about their period
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and
become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship,
it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after
they broke up especially when they’ve been together for
3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before
getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and
hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even
hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak
will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become
tamed p***ycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s
sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He
really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just
actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at
first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize
at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but
can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and
basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance
novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with
your unclad eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this
to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first
sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice
and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more
repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially
when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too
well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have
unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at
your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to
be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are
unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they
get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own.
He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself
cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is
not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you
or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks
for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch
him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend
always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is
jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can
say is your boy best friend loves you more than your
boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance
books that girls read and take as their basis of
experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he
cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first
why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear
your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells
that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes
makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if
you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their
hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are
serious in your relationships
305  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: he l♥̸̨ves Ʋ & just marry him if he pauses..... on: 21-08-2012 08:57 PM
Quote from: chiziekul on 21-08-2012 06:59 PM
it a lie.....he might  pause so he can concentrate on wat he wanna  write....dats it... Wink
The only guy I knew dt wil pause a video game for a girl he doesn't l♥̸̨ve is called Chizikul. Lols!!! Go ask those dt l♥̸̨ves video game, they will tell Ʋ.
306  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: he l♥̸̨ves Ʋ & just marry him if he pauses..... on: 21-08-2012 05:32 PM
Too sure  Cool
307  Forum / Relationships & Romance / pls No lies & be sincere.. on: 21-08-2012 05:30 PM
What do you love about your partner?
(1) lips.
(2) body.
(3) boobs.
(4) sex.
(5) appearance.
(6) his /her attitude.
( 7) Money.
(Cool her /his character
(9) looks.
(10) the love he /she has for you!
(11) others: specify name
(12) None
308  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facts that Ʋ have been missing. now Ʋ kno. on: 21-08-2012 05:26 PM
Tal....k I am listenin
309  Forum / Relationships & Romance / he l♥̸̨ves Ʋ & just marry him if he pauses..... on: 21-08-2012 05:19 PM
If Ʋ ωαηt to know d secrets about a guy.. Here is d most hidden secrete about a guy.
*if ur guy pauses his video game just to "text" Ʋ back, pls ladies... Marry him ¢σѕ he really cares & Ʋ most be sooo important to him to have paused it. Now Ʋ kno... #shikena#
310  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Ladies Were Banks........ on: 21-08-2012 05:11 PM
Amen & youtube.
311  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Ladies Were Banks........ on: 21-08-2012 04:24 PM
Lols Cheesy... I no fit laff abi Ʋ think say abi JJC 4 here, check ♍Ɣ profile. Ʋ never dƐŶ talk wen I ∂ση join. LWKMD.
312  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If Ladies Were Banks........ on: 21-08-2012 04:12 PM
Quote from: macsika on 21-08-2012 03:28 PM
The ones who paste yokes that ain't funny are called phunny bank
Tongue it is good to look for a wα̲̅γ̲̣̣̥ to talk even if thr's not left to say. Ahahahaha ppl like dat all called macsika :S
313  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facts that Ʋ have been missing. now Ʋ kno. on: 21-08-2012 04:08 PM
Quote from: chummyli on 21-08-2012 04:00 PM
New beans
Old bean
314  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / If Ladies Were Banks........ on: 21-08-2012 03:20 PM
If Ladies Were Banks(Which Bank Are U)

The Tall Slim Ones Are Called-SKYE BANK.
The Robust And Spacious Ones Are-OCEANIC BANK.
The One's That Move From One Relationship To
Another Were-CONTINENTAL BANK.
The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are-FIRST INLAND
BANK.
Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They Love Being Heard
Are-BANK PHB.
Those Who Stick To One Man Are-FIDELITY BANK.
Those Who Seems Caring Yet Debit You Massively For
Every Affection Are-UBA.
Those That Go To Any Extent To Make You Sad Are-
ZENITH BANK.
Those Who Are Old Yet They Don't Realize They're No
More In Vogue Are-UNION BANK.
The Brief And Summarized Ones Are-MICRO-
FINANCE BANK.
The Huge Ones That Stand Gidigba For Ground Are-
FIRST BANK.
The Beautiful,Reserved And Lonely Ones Are-
DIAMOND BANK.
The Ones That Must Spend Their Annual Vacation
Abroad Even When The Husband Is Broke Are-GT
BANK.
So Ladies Which Bank Are You.
Guys Which Bank Do You Think Your Lady Belong To?
315  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Facts that Ʋ have been missing. now Ʋ kno. on: 21-08-2012 03:05 PM
Whr Ʋ dƐŶ waka go! & beta dƐŶ watch transformer make Ʋ no go waka inside.
316  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Facts that Ʋ have been missing. now Ʋ kno. on: 21-08-2012 09:11 AM
We must know...
mAjOr FaCtS

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
An elephant has 40000 muscles in its trunk.
A giant panda spends atleast 16 hours everyday eating.
In every 3 minutes a person dies AND in every 2 n half
minutes a child is born globally….
The older we are the less tears are produced……….
If we take out all veins of our body it will cover up to a
distance of 1 revolution around the earth. Its true!!!!
After spending hours working at a computer display if
we look at a blank piece of white paper it will appear
pink.
"Asthma" and "Isthmi" are the only six letter words
that begin and ends with a vowel and have no other
vowels in between.
On average every chocalate bar contains at least three
insect legs and its true!
317  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: You go fear Grammar... (Joke of the Month) on: 21-08-2012 08:50 AM
 Grin Grin Grin νєяу funny.... But I forgot to laff Grin
318  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Medical doctor held over rape of patient on: 5-08-2012 03:31 PM
E bi like say d patient private part dey fresh for d doctor to resist. ...LWKMD.
319  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Suspicious! Monalisa Chinda Gets Too Comfortable With Another Female @ Nite Club on: 5-08-2012 02:16 PM
So ds is wat u called kissin ehn!! U need to be caked in Boko haram's den :|:|:|
320  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Tutorials on the topic "Love" on: 20-07-2012 06:45 AM
I L♥̣̝̇√ε̲̣ u & I'm ready to share evrythin wit u. But first let's start frm ur ATM card & pin.
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