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3181  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Is it a good idea for a couple to tell each other how much money they make? on: 3-10-2009 11:21 AM
Quote from: diplomatik on  1-10-2009 02:26 PM
Quote from: esonu on  1-10-2009 01:42 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on  1-10-2009 01:29 PM
depends on the wife u marry esonu...not every girl or woman...is into money like that

ALL WOMEN LOVES MONEY BUT THEY LOVE PRETENDING SORRY TO SAY THIS!!

y r u sounding like a retarded person .......have u met all the women in the world...huh..

guys can sure be veree hypocrtitical... I meet guys who within the 1st hour of meeting them they let it slip that they own their own house n which car they drive ... I once sed to a guy that ....there r 2 types of girls,  both thinking that ur wealthisallor the best of wot u av to offer, the money hungry gold-digging ones will jump at the chance of a free ride,the ones that r not matreialistic n wud think u r... chances r will attract more gold-diggers so for all of u losers (lol)  that tag womenwith the same cloth, wot does that say bout u if all u r capable to attract is WOMEN THAT LOVES MONEY
3182  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how can you make your man hate u and brake up with u? on: 1-10-2009 11:19 PM
Quote from: black_samurai on  1-10-2009 10:34 PM
Hypocrites!!

We are all here calling the guy names cos he called her a witch. No one ever wondered his own side of the story.
We all know how uncontrollable and arrogant women can be when they are paying for you. Lets try to think for once. No smoke without fire.

if he wasnt wrong, why apologise? besides, if "we" all know that why put your-self in that situation? they r not even married yet...
3183  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how can you make your man hate u and brake up with u? on: 1-10-2009 04:41 PM
Quote from: eddybabs on  1-10-2009 04:35 PM
Quote from: around_d_corner on  1-10-2009 04:24 PM
Quote from: eddybabs on  1-10-2009 03:57 PM
Quote from: around_d_corner on  1-10-2009 03:55 PM
Quote from: laydeelaracraft on  1-10-2009 03:43 PM
@ vivian... u sound like a lovely girl but lyk most women (even older ones spoil their kids), we care too much that we run the risk of enabling people we care for fear appearing to be mean...by all means, please help your man, help me apply for a job, prep for interview, cook for him. Anything more he can get when he has a job.  Cause at the end of the day, you need to ask yourself one question, what have u accomplished with him or how is woteva u r about to do gonna help him?

Having said that, he looks like he needs directions in his life, guide him towards achieving greatness, if he wants that but this will be easier as a frn cause with ur history u better off starting off with sum1 new with a new approach.

PS - Just remember, love ur sef first n your neighbour in the right order (ur family comes first)

@ ochendu great advise man, perhaps I can seek ur oh-so-professional help :p
@ tetmosol --- veree easy how people encourage all to forgive n to forget...forgive is easy enuf, forgetting isnt afterall fool me once shame on u, fool me twice shame on me...
impressive gud reader..

good listener
ABII SO WHATSUP GAL.. WHAT'S COOKIN.. OVEA

I dey well ....bout wots cookin, my best guess b pounded yam with egusi soup...but who knows mayb i dey yarn rubbish :p
3184  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how can you make your man hate u and brake up with u? on: 1-10-2009 04:06 PM
Quote from: sandie on  1-10-2009 12:23 PM
naija pple and witchcraft. Hissss

So they still believe in stuffs like that.

When u sit at home like a lazy fool, how will u expect to get a work? infact lemme not talk about d guy lemme talk about d girl

@Poster... U gave him that leg now... We are like a book in d hands of men... And d moment they finish reading that book, it'll be of no use to them anymore.
 The moment u start showing ur love to him (by exaggerating) giving money, preaching heaven and earth love to him... He'll think that without him u're nothing and u can't go on with ur life.
Once u start giving a guy cash, he won't value u anymore. Some of them like d girls that are harsh, selfish and d girls they can spend money on... Not u spending money on him

secondly u made a mistake by packing ur things into his house. If u're staying on ur own and he's staying on his own... He'll miss u more and think of d next level.
But he won't think of d next level if u're already :
-Cooking for him
-Washing his clothes
-Giving him money
-Staying in his house
-Feeding him
What else do u think he'll be lacking? Absolutely nothing!

Girl, i don't want u to leave him for d fact that he called u a witch... Don't allow it freak u. Undecided
Leave him cuz he doesn't merit someone like u. Don't waste ur time in some weird limbo dating like this... U have a soulmate out there. Someone who will love u for real. U'll find him soon. Not this lazy A*#S who doesnt know his right from left and still have a mouth to talk.

Make i stop here make e no be like say i dey talk too much Cheesy


attagirl...cudnt have sed it any better...tis like water n daimonds....even though people need water to survive, they value diamond more......wanting things dat r scarce is purely human (especially men) nature
3185  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: how can you make your man hate u and brake up with u? on: 1-10-2009 03:43 PM
@ vivian... u sound like a lovely girl but lyk most women (even older ones spoil their kids), we care too much that we run the risk of enabling people we care for fear appearing to be mean...by all means, please help your man, help me apply for a job, prep for interview, cook for him. Anything more he can get when he has a job.  Cause at the end of the day, you need to ask yourself one question, what have u accomplished with him or how is woteva u r about to do gonna help him?

Having said that, he looks like he needs directions in his life, guide him towards achieving greatness, if he wants that but this will be easier as a frn cause with ur history u better off starting off with sum1 new with a new approach.

PS - Just remember, love ur sef first n your neighbour in the right order (ur family comes first)

@ ochendu great advise man, perhaps I can seek ur oh-so-professional help :p
@ tetmosol --- veree easy how people encourage all to forgive n to forget...forgive is easy enuf, forgetting isnt afterall fool me once shame on u, fool me twice shame on me...
3186  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Mc'Donalds hits Africa on: 9-03-2009 07:02 PM
Quote from: CocoNutsBaby on  9-03-2009 10:40 AM
Quote from: Gwhy on  8-03-2009 07:36 PM
Coconutsbaby
ur problems r over cos gwhy is in d building.
I'LL B ur tour guide from now on.
Jst holla n i'll b right there 2 deal wit this BUMS 4 U.
;DThank you he he

happy guiding :p
3187  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My Girl Friend Took In For Another Guy on: 8-03-2009 06:53 PM
this question is a lil pointless........... that gal na poison....... u kno lyk snake venom......... and when u get poisonous venom in ur body u cut it off no matter how painful it is or it mite spread n kill u so please run lyk hell
3188  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MY CHILD, SPOUSE AND PARENTS: WHO COMES FIRST on: 8-03-2009 06:40 PM
Quote from: Fredai on  8-03-2009 06:08 PM
But y do most pple favour parents 1st. Is it 4 the singular fact that they brought u to this world?

if dat is the case, then same argument shud apply to kids........ u brought em to this world too
3189  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Mc'Donalds hits Africa on: 8-03-2009 06:34 PM
na akk oof them ..... my teacher say drink water dey flow ...... so drink one PH water u done drink them all
3190  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Emeka on: 8-03-2009 06:31 PM

u no fit undastand now..... PH born n bred n proud of it......... dont h8 cuz they born una for sum village
3191  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Behold, The most handsome man on earth on: 8-03-2009 06:29 PM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  6-03-2009 06:42 PM
na waooo! my sista

lol Grin
3192  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Behold, The most handsome man on earth on: 6-03-2009 06:28 PM
sorry i mean ur real picture
3193  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Behold, The most handsome man on earth on: 6-03-2009 06:27 PM
Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on  6-03-2009 03:51 PM
Check out this pic for the most handsome man on earth

chei...... I pity the rest of una for ur village.....no wonder u post someone else picture as urs..... anyways sha I happy say no wan shock us by showing us this picture
3194  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Emeka on: 6-03-2009 06:25 PM

who dey write im autobiography for here na?...
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Quote from: kido123 on  6-03-2009 05:53 PM
i blind ni... amebo, aproko...

look biko ...... na wetin b ur own if i want write autobio ..... look lyk u b the original aproko....... e be lyk say u no sabi proper introduction when u see one... my one easy so try practisin in the mirror.... sum people say it helps
3195  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Mc'Donalds hits Africa on: 6-03-2009 06:12 PM
Quote from: kido123 on  6-03-2009 04:49 PM
Quote from: size1 on  6-03-2009 02:16 PM
waka


where yu dey see waka go sef?..

huh?
3196  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Mc'Donalds hits Africa on: 6-03-2009 04:43 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-03-2009 02:03 PM
Quote from: lyinka on  6-03-2009 02:01 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  6-03-2009 01:27 PM
Quote from: laydeelaracraft on  6-03-2009 11:03 AM
Quote from: CocoNutsBaby on  4-03-2009 04:55 PM
Oh ok, I'm really sorry then. Sad Didn't mean to upset anybody, cause I thought it was really funny. I'm not one of those who are trying to be mean to anybody ok

Jeez boys ........ chill already will u n stop bullying the gal... pick sum1 ur size.... if u no find am funny move on abi na by force....
CocoNutbaby or girl .... no publicity is bads publicity... no response is BAD..... nuttin personal here .... disagreeing or dislykin stuff beats indifference towards this and u gotta show sum backbone pls even if it is just 4 show
peace maker..... u well done oooo. na which agency you dey represent... shey na UN or na AU?....

Na UNAU she dey represent
na which one be UNAU.... abi na both agency she dey work for?

UNAU- United Nations of African Union  Tongue ..........na y'all sabi..... just remember I drink PH wata I drink grow....... i sabi kick arse well o Grin
3197  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Emeka on: 6-03-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: Doshe on  6-03-2009 02:44 PM
Quote from: laydeelaracraft on  6-03-2009 11:55 AM
cuz was born in PH... u can take get outta PH ......

Where in PH were u born cos i was born n breed in PH town

Rivers State Teaching Hospital.....lived in Hospital Road, went to Bereton Montessori Nursery & Primary....... packed my sh*t (actually I was packed) and moved to the West when the Ogoni fight was escalating

Ooboi (size1) mind ur sef oh.... we all kno doshe only smiles once every year n I feel honored to b around to notice...
3198  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Emeka on: 6-03-2009 11:55 AM
cuz was born in PH... u can take get outta PH ......
3199  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Mc'Donalds hits Africa on: 6-03-2009 11:03 AM
Quote from: CocoNutsBaby on  4-03-2009 04:55 PM
Oh ok, I'm really sorry then. Sad Didn't mean to upset anybody, cause I thought it was really funny. I'm not one of those who are trying to be mean to anybody ok

Jeez boys ........ chill already will u n stop bullying the gal... pick sum1 ur size.... if u no find am funny move on abi na by force....
CocoNutbaby or girl .... no publicity is bads publicity... no response is BAD..... nuttin personal here .... disagreeing or dislykin stuff beats indifference towards this and u gotta show sum backbone pls even if it is just 4 show
3200  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Emeka on: 6-03-2009 10:55 AM
Quote from: Doshe on 17-02-2009 09:04 AM
Emeka came home crying when asked why crying by his father he simply told him dat his teacher flogged him at school.
The next day d dad n Emeka went 2 d school, d dad in d presence of oder pupils asked the teacher why he flogged Emeka.
The teacher told Emeka's dad dat he asked Emeka 10 plus 10 he did know dats y he flogged him.
The Dad laughed n said 2 Emeka he said 10naira plus 10naira Emeka quickly answered 20naira.

EMEKA na ibo boi  Grin... he sabi money
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