MEANING?

 

@ daysolar.....
one love dear!!!

For me loving and being loved lies both in an opposite poles.
true love doesn't ask for something to be returned.

  eeerrrr.... tnx anywayzzzz

tnx for the appreciation @ Toks-E  @ Edwizzie
cheers buddies!!!

COOL...................

CONDOLENCES TO MIKE'S FAMILY....LOL!!!!

INDEED... LOL..... HAHAHA

An Arab national interviewed at US embassy for visa.

CONSUL: your name please??
ARAB:      Abu zina
CONSUL:  sex?
ARAB:      every day....
CONSUL:  i mean male or female?
ARAB:      don't matter, sometimes even camel.
CONSUL:  holy cow!!
ARAB:      yes! cows and donkeys too!
CONSUL:  man, isn't it that hostile??
ARAB:      horse style, dog style, any style!!
CONSUL:  oh dear!!
ARAB:       no dear.. A*#S too tight and they run very fast!!
 

The Soldier and the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I
hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
 

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight home and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down."
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Three men were standing in line at the pearly gates.It had been a pretty busy day so Peter told the first one,We're just about to full up at the moment, so I've been ask to admit only people who've had a particularly horrible death.

What's your story?     
The first replies,
'Well,I'd suspected my wife of cheating on me. So today I came home early to try to catch her. As I came into my my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong. But all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding.
So I went out onto the balcony and, sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing.
I was mad, so I started beating him and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall off. So I went back into the apartment, got a hammer and started bashing his fingers. He let go and fell. But he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I was so angry I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge. It landed on him, killing him instantly.
But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died on the balcony.'     

That sounds like a pretty bad death to me,' said Peter, letting the man in.     

'Its been a very strange day,' said the second man.
'You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building and every morning I do exercises out on my balcony. Well this morning I slipped and I fell over the edge. I got lucky and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me.
But suddenly this man burst onto the balcony and started beating me and kicking me.
Then he got a hammer and started bashing at my hands. Finally I let go but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes. I was stunned but okay.
Whereupon a refrigerator came falling out of the sky and crushed me. And now I'm here.'     

Once again, St. Peter conceded it was a pretty horrible death.     

Then the third man told his story.
'Picture this,' he says, 'I'm hiding naked inside a
refrigerator..........'

Mike is Dead



Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Whoah, what the happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him -- he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned him all up."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electricuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the heck did Mike die?"

"I shot him."

"You shot him? What the heck did you shoot him for?"

"The man was destroying my house!"   

gud going guyzzz.............!!

was just jokin pals..... heheh....
chill.............!

@ IRONLADY

dad's back goes numd dear.... didn't realized it either coz he was already used to it... hehehe
cheers to you babe!

THAT'S NAUGHTY AND NICE.....
TNX PAL!

great!!!
indeed.... KEEP IT COOL....
TNX BUDDY!

@ nigerianlove
indeed... WHAT THE PEE...... heheh
cheers.............