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4881  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: if na you? on: 29-04-2009 04:31 PM
Quote from: LadyBig2009 on 29-04-2009 02:12 PM
Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??? i do not get that joke...lol
me tooo
4882  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: U WAN PLAY WITH CROCRODIE on: 29-04-2009 04:23 PM
Quote from: ironlady on 28-04-2009 08:07 PM
kini tie bayi
directed to who??
4883  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Superman Bachelor on: 29-04-2009 04:12 PM
Quote from: iphie on 29-04-2009 03:55 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do u know  the answer Huh?
4884  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Baby Photographer on: 29-04-2009 04:11 PM
 Grin Grin Grin
4885  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Most Controversial naijapal Pls vote now !!! on: 29-04-2009 04:09 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 23-04-2009 11:58 AM
Abeg,

Who si the most controversial naijapal Huh? Please make we know now before award finis for ground !!!!



14_Inches_Long
would have love to answer..
 but new here...
4886  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A WOMAN WENT TO HER PRIEST WITH A PROBLEM on: 29-04-2009 04:07 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 04:02 PM
Quote from: favourtee on 29-04-2009 03:59 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 03:00 PM
posted 1trillion times ooooo...
eh!eh! but seing and reading it for the first time
na true say na first time wey you go read am for here... but dis joke don dey since imo-river.... na old joke.. Grin
wetin be imo river again...
?? eh!eh!
4887  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ladies una too much on: 29-04-2009 04:06 PM
ahhh!
4888  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A WOMAN WENT TO HER PRIEST WITH A PROBLEM on: 29-04-2009 03:59 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-04-2009 03:00 PM
posted 1trillion times ooooo...
eh!eh! but seing and reading it for the first time
4889  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blonde Headphones on: 29-04-2009 03:57 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 25-01-2009 12:19 PM
A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones off".

So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so he thinks "What could happen if I took the headphones off?", and he took them off. The blonde dropped dead straight away.

"Oh My gosh" said the hairdresser, puzzled. "What is so special about these headphones?" and he put them on.

Out of the headphones she heard: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Hair dresser has to be sentenced to life imprisonment..lol
4890  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Superman Bachelor on: 29-04-2009 03:50 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-03-2009 04:35 PM
posted b4....
from the same person?
4891  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: whats this.... on: 29-04-2009 03:45 PM
Quote from: iphie on 29-04-2009 02:26 PM
smart kid, lol
also intelligent
4892  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: funny or not here i come!!!! on: 29-04-2009 03:16 PM
Quote from: ironlady on 29-04-2009 02:33 AM
N.B i was "BOREED"

a girl in ma street here was waiting for bus so was i so,she was wearing a winter jacket hood!!!she was so cold that she cant feel her body parts anymore so she was like let me feel my eas and her ear fell then,i was like omg!!no blood nothing nothing wat happened i asked the girl she told me and i said go n glue it maybe it will be d way it was b4

she went home oo and GOD knows wat happened then she came back d next morning waiting 4 bus and she glued d ear back...i found it surprising d funny part was where d ear fell,haha!!!

                            NO HAT33RS PLSS
 Grin Grin
4893  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BAKED BEANS on: 29-04-2009 03:14 PM
Quote from: iphie on 30-03-2009 01:42 PM
photocopy
  is not easy
4894  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE LOVER... on: 28-04-2009 07:25 PM
AH!ah! ah! ....
4895  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / New member on: 28-04-2009 06:54 PM
   Hello to everybody in the house,
 I  jammed this site and find it interesting,
    lots of things to learn,in  different dimensions and divisions also
lots of laughter........
    Just wanna do introduction AND wanna know whether there are rules
 governing here like..................
   sure you understand,
       Hoping to post more.....
 F.
4896  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: the ladies who desire MR.RIGHT on: 28-04-2009 05:34 PM
Quote from: emmey- on 21-04-2009 11:28 AM
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

    Well, i will say thats one of the weaker link of ladies, most still try to endure and stay with what they have....
4897  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: the ladies who desire MR.RIGHT on: 28-04-2009 05:31 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 28-04-2009 01:58 PM
gwa nwanne gi Dguy ko wefu ife na from forum nka
   eheeh!!!! these are new words oo,
 i need a coaching,
 hope you will help!
4898  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BOARD MEETING on: 28-04-2009 05:25 PM
Quote from: Gwhy on 13-03-2009 01:21 PM
Iphie baby no mind d guy jare na kolo man.@ iphie
hmmm! dont injure yourself sha, abi u na won run relay nii???
  Hello to the seniors...
4899  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: U WAN PLAY WITH CROCRODIE on: 28-04-2009 05:21 PM
Quote from: omatseye on 13-03-2009 03:43 PM
U WAN PLAY WITH CROCRODIE?....u bi like wan small boy wey go zoom wit e mama...d boy com dey tell him mama say crocrodie talks...d mama say no no ...crocrodie does not talk...so as dem com reach d crocrodie cage na.d small boy get 1 small dog name terry.D small boy com say "HELLO CROCRODIE" ,d crocrodie no talk anytin..so d boy com dey show case his dog terry...na d crocrodie grab d dog 4 him mouth...na d small boy start 2 dey shout mummy,mummy...d crocrodie can only say   muuum....na d mama com as e pikin say where is terry....d small boy com say terry is inde d crocrodie mouth...na d small boy mama HALA...I TOLD U DAT IT IS ONLY IN STORY BOOKS DAT CROCRODIES TALKS.
oh bad...too late to bring Terry back,
 may his soul rest in peace..
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