Father-In-Law : Young man,U'™re coming to seek my daughter'™s hand in marriage and u ™re chewing gum.That'™s a sign of disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink and smoke, and u'™re here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only drink &and smoke when i go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? Man : I'™m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U'™ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody. Father-In-Law : What!!! U'™re a killer??? Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn'™t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. Father-In-Law : U are highly welcomed my son. U are on the right track. U'™re absolutely the right man for my daughter
A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in d Bosom wit his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns 2 her n says "if ur heart is as soft as ur Bosom , u'll surely forgive me". She leans up 2 him n whispers "if ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, I'm in room 202..........Lmfao.!!!
A 70yrs old man was making love to a 27yrs old lady when suddenly he started SHAKING badly & the lady asked him "what's wrong darling?" The man replied "I don't know if I'm COMING or GOING."
A man was sleeping with a Village girl... At the heat of the action... She looked at him and said. Village Girl: Are you using Protection? Man: No, why do you ask? Village Girl: I hope you don't have HIV o!... Man: No The Village gurl then said innocently "One man gave it to me some time ago... I don't want to catch it again o!. You know once beaten twice Shy
A Pakistani goes for a JOB interview... BOSS : Name please? MAN : Abdul BOSS : Sex ? MAN : Yes. 3 to 5 times a week! BOSS : No, no . . . I mean, male or Female? MAN : Both male & female & sometimes with CAMEL. BOSS : Holy cow! MAN : YEs, I did one time with a cow too. BOSS : But isn't dat hostile ? MAN : Horse style, doggy style, any style! BOSS : oh Dear! MAN ; No deer . . .deer Run too fast!
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe State,a mad man was chasing the senior doctor with a knife. An eye witness confirmed that the doctor was running for dear life until he got to a dead end, then the mad man handed over the knife to him saying "Oya, oga take na your own turn to pursue me".....lol
Not many of the Nigerian guys...just a few. Besides, it might even be the other way round....them South African and Zimbabwean chics always wanting to date Naija guys, so I think.
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