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3841  Forum / Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: on: 12-08-2007 06:51 PM
2 weeks ago.

When was the last time you attended a gig?
3842  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 12-08-2007 03:49 PM
hypnosis??? lala........that is the equivalent of numbness ...... Cheesy.... anyway, its very good for a girl to front, because after all, (some) guys appear not to appreciate it, when the get real love from a girl...lol.......so the more difficult it is, the more precious the girl becomes, which is how it should be Grin
3843  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Cat Hangover on: 11-08-2007 11:20 PM


Bad Night
3844  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Bad Place to Land on: 11-08-2007 11:18 PM


OMG
3845  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Rude Customer on: 11-08-2007 11:15 PM


An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "phyuk You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
3846  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / jealous fisherman on: 11-08-2007 11:10 PM


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bitch you stole my fish
3847  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / My very first time on: 11-08-2007 10:25 PM
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her Bosom
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
3848  Forum / Forum Games / Re: YES OR NO on: 11-08-2007 10:23 PM
Haters.

Whats good for the goose is good for the ______________
3849  Forum / Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: on: 11-08-2007 10:22 PM
cant remember.

When was the last time you watched a nollywood comedy?
3850  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 11-08-2007 10:21 PM
Nkem Owoh!.....

Babangida or Abache (better regime)
3851  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what do you think about homosegxwalism on: 11-08-2007 12:59 PM
Quote from: sawn on 10-08-2007 04:05 PM
homosegxwality is a taboo,those who practice it are under the almighty curse.Sawn from U.k

i tend to agree with that
3852  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 11-08-2007 12:58 PM
Quote from: myragonza on 11-08-2007 08:52 AM
............ Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)the topic is about "girls frontin"......it has got nothing to do with whether girls win or guys win....anyway,if u look at it for the long run....gals think smarter than guys....if that is u wanna talk about winning... Grin Wink Tongue Tongue

some times thats true, because some guys turn numb when they see a beautiful girl, but in most cases its false cause some guys are very principled and smart.
3853  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 10-08-2007 10:23 PM
Quote from: operonigga on 10-08-2007 11:19 AM
a beg i tire o, dem too dey frunt. I no get girlfriend now because they front too much. a beg i need help o.
My advise is just that, 'let black girls' like myragonza stop frunting before their time expires.

haha no worry guy, just try impress small......no matter how small, they will trip........girls, only that some girls will never trip for some guys......just as part of their principles...... so myragonza can front cause she hasnt seen something that makes her trip.
3854  Forum / Education / Re: what is the best way to test student intelligence apart from exam on: 9-08-2007 07:10 PM
i thinks anything called 'test' is still like an exam, but if you mean outside the four walled learning building, there are so many..........but i think the most realistic is the everyday situations test (est) .... how he handles and manages activities (and people around) him/her and sort of result he produces.........something like that
3855  Forum / Forum Games / Re: YES OR NO on: 9-08-2007 05:19 PM
No.

Will you date a celeb?..
3856  Forum / Forum Games / Re: FILL IN THE BLANK on: 9-08-2007 05:19 PM
chocolate.

I dumped ________________
3857  Forum / Forum Games / Re: The OR game on: 9-08-2007 05:18 PM
perez  Grin  ......... paris hilton

Usher or Omarion (better dancer)
3858  Forum / Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: on: 9-08-2007 05:17 PM
 Grin LAST NITE  Grin

when was the last time you spoke at a public function?
3859  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: 23 ways to make (a) your girl smile on: 8-08-2007 10:50 PM
@ lady, no problem, i'd use all the other 22 ways (all @ once!) Grin
3860  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 8-08-2007 08:57 PM
lol....certainly not all the chics, and they look u before they front...lol.......even if you are tripping you never need to show the girl (Naija or any country)...  Grin

Go to the KOKO INSTITUTE OF TONGOLO AFFAIRS  Roll Eyes  ... you will know how to calm them down
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