public school - u learn more!

Obj or yar'adua?

my sis - 12yrs ago

whos your hero?

Nokia

Jim iyke or Ramsey Noah


PS: efa231 can you please reduce the number of photo attachments??...its good, but at least not on this topic...thnx..

Yes.

So you stay calm when people step on your toes? ..

True.

You're currently reading the harry porter (7) novel

Helloooo Ladies and Gentlemen

There is a Guy in my village his name is EMEKA, so he met this charming lady, so started wooing her. He gave All his credentials then he said " my E-mail is [email protected], so unknown to him the girl na villa babe, so she said"my name is CHICHI and my C-mail is [email protected](chichi not for you @ you don't come.

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy Nigeria Airways

fresh fish pepper soup .....

Bootcut or straight jeans?

ever being slapped by a girl???

Lol........i dont like any....modern or herbs

Lol........thats it, when your A-grade lays on your 'co-operation' with Mr. Lecturer...........What will u do?..i think its a 2 way thing...

that was harsh guy. Shes Naija.

how many calls did you receive yesterday?........[check your received calls!]

two minutes ago

when was the last time you cheated?

Just saw 2face latest video and its off the hook.........what else??....it was made by kennis, the people that have been feeding naija with 'poor' videos............ u can watch the video here

http://www.naijapals.com/?L=video.index&id=363

False.

The person below is above 20 years

YES.

Have u watched Umbrella (rihanna)?

haha............... Al-qeada .... dey come ones but in big wayz.

Blair or bush (truthful)

1.

How many shirts do you wear a week?

weddings (cos of fantasies).

Eminem or TI? (better rapper)