FUNNY

Sex is as important to a relationship as air is important to humans.

The question however is: what sort of relationship?

Boyfriend/girlfriend?
Sex workers?
Married couples?

One and two above are out!

Sex in number three is the most enjoyable and exciting experience couples can ever experience!

If you are pressured for sex by a guy, then you need to watch out!

NOTE THAT NO MAN CAN HAVE SEX WITHOUT WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT!

IT TAKES TO TO TANGO!

I disagree with you.

Too much of everything is bad and beside a "real player" will always do somethings "innocently" while their mates are around and when they are not, they go unleashed!

You dont just walk up to a girl and tell/ask her to be your girl friend.

Try being friends first.

BLESS YOU

Women's possition in the family/relationship should be complementary - not taking the whole burden.

If they man is not capable (not being lazy this time cus some are), then the woman should empower him and let him take over from there.

WOMEN DO NOT FINANCE YOUR WEDDING!

CONTRIBUTE INSTEAD.

I would like to tell you a story...

It is a story that you might find strangely
familiar. Don't be alarmed.

Once upon a time, there was a man who was very
attracted to a particular woman.

At first, she was just another attractive
woman... but the more he got to know her, the
more he began to feel attracted to her... and
the more time he spent with her, the more that
attraction grew into a deep emotional
attachment and affection for her.

But there was one problem.

As his emotional attachment grew stronger and
stronger, he also grew more and more insecure.

Why?

Because he couldn’t tell whether or not she
felt the same way towards him.

Sometimes she would say things like "You are
so important to me" and "I'm glad that you're in
my life"... but nothing ever progressed past the
"friendship" stage.

There was an occasional hug, an occasional
kiss on the cheek from her... and once she even
held his hand for a long time while he talked
about an emotional issue.

But something was wrong with the picture.

She just wasn't acting like a woman that was
"falling in love". She was acting like a friend.

The insecurity that he felt became a spiral
that amplified itself... and the more insecure he
became, the more afraid he grew of "screwing
things up" by kissing her or asking her to be his girlfriend.

Plus, the more insecure he became, the less
time she seemed to want to spend with him.

After spending many days and nights obsessing
over this girl, the man finally arrived at the
conclusion that if she only knew how HE FELT,
that she would feel the same way.

So he made a bold move.
He TOLD HER how he was felt.
He confessed that he was in love, and that he
would do anything to be with her.

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".

This only confused the man more.
He didn't know how to take it...

Did it mean that she really loved him too, but
that she was afraid of something?

Did it mean that she wasn't ready for a long-
term relationship?

Did it mean that she didn't love him, but that
she was trying to give him a hint?

Did it mean that he hadn't tried hard enough?

Did it mean that he needed to put everything on
the line and REALLY let her know how he felt?

He finally decided that he couldn't go on like
this anymore... he had to be with her.

He had to make sure that she knew just how much
he wanted to be with her... so he took a big step,
bought her a symbolic gift, and wrote her a long,
long letter... again confessing his feelings.

And then the unthinkable happened.

She didn't reply.

He called her three times a day for almost a
week before reaching her.

She made an excuse about being very busy, and
said "I'll try to give you a call soon, I have
to go"... and hung up...

...but he never got a call back.

Over the following months, the man tried
desperately to understand what went wrong... and
what happened.

THE END

OK, I'm back.

Now, wasn't that a sweet story?

Heart warming, huh?
I know, I should keep my day job, and not take
up writing romance novels...
Now, let's talk about that story.

That story is basically a MYTH.

And I'm not talking about FICTION here.

I'm talking about a story that rings true for
a great majority of men. A story that is timeless.
A story that resonates at a deep level because you
can IDENTIFY with it.

And why does this particular story resonate for
most men?

Because we've all been there in one way or
another... at one time or another... and many of
us have been there OFTEN in our lives.

Another thing that gives this particular story
a lot of power is the powerful negative emotions
that it stirs... as a result of the powerful
negative experiences that it reminds us of...

Stories and situations like this one really
FASCINATE me.

They fascinate me because I see them as an
opportunity to UNDERSTAND and SOLVE the puzzles that they represent.

In this particular situation I think there is
a solution. And it lies in understanding a secret that
women know but MEN DON'T.

And that secret comes down to the reality that
if a woman isn't ATTRACTED to a man, all of his
attempts to confess his love, convince her to
like him, and court her BACKFIRE.

In other words, they not only DON'T WORK,
they actually make things WORSE.

In other words, the very things that a man does
to try to make a woman LIKE HIM make her NOT
like him. THEY MAKE HER RUN!

All those great intentions and emotional
dedication actually cause the man feeling them to
do things that make her go away.

Pity![/size]

Will be back!

Even though the country and women in it has turned something else fact still remain that we still have nice, decent and straight forward girls.

They abound all over the place; fact that you have not met the right one simply means that you still have to search harder.

As we have bd girls presently so we had them way back.

And if you cannot find a decent girl in nija, why not try SIBERIA?

.

IT IS RELATIVE

The Ten Reasons Why HIGHLY INTELLIGENT
Men Fail With Women... AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT...

UNUSUALLY intelligent men have very LOW levels of success with women and dating and I will show you why.

After contemplating this particular paradox,
discussing it, and working on it for sometime,
I would like to share my thoughts about it with you.

Smart people get used to being "right",
because they usually ARE right.

And when you are RIGHT more often than others,
you can get ahead in many situations.
But unfortunately, this smart mind of yours can actually be
WORSE than USELESS when it comes to a key area of life:

WOMEN AND DATING.

By the way, I did say WORSE than useless.

It can actually be like having a hammer when you need to tighten a bolt.
If you use the tool you have for the job, you will most likely make the situation WORSE.

Of course, it is hard for a smart guy to even IMAGINE a situation where
his smart mind could HURT his chances for success...

But trust me; this is one of those situations.

So relax, open your smart mind,
and let me share with you the ten reasons why smart guys fail with women...
and what to do about it.


REASON Number 1: THEY ARE WRONG, BUT THEY CAN'T
OR WON'T SEE IT OR ADMIT IT

I mentioned that smart guys are used to being RIGHT in most situations.

And what do most smart guys do when they come across a situation where they are WRONG?

They find a new situation... one that fits their strength.
They know they will be right next time, so they just walk away...
knowing that it won't be long before they are right again.

(OR they let the "problem situation" destroy them... more on that later.)

Well, the problem and funny thing about being wrong when it comes to women and dating is THERE IS NOWHERE TO RUN AND HIDE!

There is no quick "I'm right" around the next corner to make you feel better.

It only takes "failing" with a few women in a row for a smart guy to see the pattern...
and realize that something isn't working.

Solution? Think harder.

A smart guy just assumes that his logic must be good...
so he just keeps thinking harder.

But when no success comes,
it really starts to become mentally difficult.

Accepting that you are wrong is a VERY hard thing for a "smart guy".

Accepting that you are not only wrong,
but you have NO CLUE WHERE TO EVEN START is even more difficult.

Ultimately, many smart guys come up with the following logical conclusion:

I AM A SMART GUY, THEREFORE IF I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL WITH WOMEN AND DATING, THEN THE PROBLEM MUST NOT BE SOLVABLE OR WORTH SOLVING.

Try that on for a self-defeating idea: I will be back!

.

God bless you. In addition it is good for a man to know how to cook so that wheneverr the woman wants to do SHAKARA (as some normally do) he will it himself.

She wouldnt/couldnt have done that without a reason(s).
Did you search yourself sincerely?

Good that you tried to find out what went wrong and she refused talking.
Just let her be and move one.

The right person will come along just wait and see!
And when she does, this runaway will be nothing compared to her.

Dont forget that: to put on a better and cleaner clothes, you have to remove the one you are
currently wearing no matter how you like it

U have my blessing

If this is for real, my sympathy. If it is not, well...............

GOOD POINT.

"We should always thank the Almighty for our "little" troubles for those hardest to bear are those He does not allow to come our way"

So, life goes on.

A confident man is a good looking man. Brad Pitt can wear a skirt and yet look macho. However, confidence stems from success. Success in doing whatever you do impresses girls. Woman love a man who knows what they want and what they have done. The more difficult it is to achieve the success, the more impressed the girl. Here are some tips to show your confidence and success.

1. Know your goals

Women love a man with direction. It gives them a sense of security. Even if you do not have much success in your goals, knowing your goals and letting her know that is the sign of a man who is clear and far sighted. Therefore, if you do not have goals up till now, it is time to start thinking.

2. Be yourself

Everybody should be proud of themselves. It says a lot about your confidence. If you are a goofy character, just be one in front of her instead of trying to be somebody else. Women will love you for what your are and not what you try to be.

3. Take Risks, Break rules

Everybody admires risk taker. This includes women. A risk taker is seen as brave and charming as they are doing stuff ordinary people dare not do. This includes breaking conventional rules. It explains why bad boys often attract the best lookers out there.

4. Be knowledgeable

A knowledgeable man is seen as a confident man. A man who speaks wisdom with his every word is deem more successful then a man who craps a lot. So start ordering your newspapers, magazines and other educating materials now and work on yourself if you have not done so.

This does not however mean that you should be Jack of all trade and master of none. No! What it means however is that you should try and know as much as you can for it is good for you as a person.[/b]