A men goes to sell his dog..
Buyer asked him,"Is your dog Faithful"
He replied, "Yes ,very much,I sold him three times ,but it returns to me back"!!!!

A men was cutting side of capsule before taking it.
His Friend ask him why are you doing so?
He replied:-"TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS"....!!!!

How pastor Obadare met Bimbo Odukoya in hell fire. Warning to everybody.

, wonders,they say, shall never end, and the recent "rising from the dead of pastor obadare 4 days after he was declared dead qualifies as a wonder, however, some Christian leaders have argued that he was only in a coma and that only Jesus Christ has ever risen from the dead, but you need to hear what obadare himself has said about the matter, he recorded it on tape,

, "when i died i found myself at Heaven's Gate, there i was told by some angels that Jesus was unhappy with me, they showed me the mansion that Jesus had built for me but they added that Jesus did not wish to see me, i was told that He was displeased with the role i played in the break-up of the Christ Apostolic Church(CAC) into various factions, while there i also saw the late Babalola who founded the CAC who said he was not pleased with me either, he it was who told me to get back to earth and ensure that i disband my church(WOSEM) and send messages to all leaders of the splinter congregations to re-align themselves with the original congregation founded by Babalola",

, "to demonstrate the gravity of the instructions given to me and to emphasise what would happen to me if i disobeyed i was led to Hell's Gate where i saw millions of souls weeping, gnashing their teeth and writhing in agony, but i was startled to see a female pastor who made her mark on earth but died a premature death in a plane crash several years ago, yes it was pastor bimbo odukoya i saw!, i blurted out to her 'pastor what are you doing in this place?', she replied 'this is where i am o, they say it is because of my dressing,my mini skirts,my hairdos and my lifestyle, that is what has landed me here o, please if you can go back and tell my people,please tell them to save themselves o!', i have therefore sent a message to pastor bimbo's husband,taiwo who founded Fountain of Life Church",

, beyond the issues contained in obadare's recorded message,there have been a couple of ugly rumours about pastor bimbo since she died suddenly in a plane crash a few years ago, one of the rumours linked her romantically with tinubu, another was the N6billion allegedly found in her bank account after she died,
 

arsenal vs chelsea- 29 November 2009

arsenal vs chelsea- 29 November 2009

In Nigeria, the international oil giant Shell admitted that it inadvertently fed conflict, poverty and corruption through its oil activities in the country.

Nigeria contributes to about 10% of Shell's global production and is home to some of its most promising reserves, yet the country is steeped in poverty and conflict.

According to Shell, it has been difficult to operate with integrity in areas of conflict like Nigeria.

In some Cameroonian public hospitals, patients say they have to put some money in the doctor's consultation book before they are attended to.

And in some schools, a student cannot pass examinations without bribing the teachers.

In Zambia, former President Fredrick Chiluba is facing corruption charges for offences he allegedly committed during his term in office.

But Kenya seems to be turning the tide, with President Mwai Kibaki making the fight a central part of his time in office.

How far does the culture of corruption go in Africa? Is it only perpetuated by big business, government officials or does it start with you?

''Power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts absolutely"
What can be done for the majority to deal with abuses of power?
How would the people take power back from corrupt leaders?
Assuming that the population is educated and mature, which is a big assumption, courage is required to face those in power.

Stand up and say NO. Just like a spoiled child, or an abusive husband, the enabler is really the abused. Don't take it lying down! Teach everyone you know that there's a certain truth in freedom and democracy, and stand up for your rights!

I dont know about you but Im willing to do what is necessary to bring an end to all this corruption and poverty even if it means going to war against the corrupt.