lolz

You're  so  ugly  if  you  joined  an  ugly  contest, they'd say "Sorry, no
professionals!"

QUTE

eish

f you love something set it free. . .if it doesnt come back, HUNT IT DOWN,HIT IT WITH A ROCK AND DRAG IT BACK HOME!~

*thinking*

 You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

bitch-slap

false
tbp hasn't peed since last year!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pcik your friend's nose. 

sxc

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

ha!
therz fire on the mountain...wherz d fireman to fyt it?

has this room been sweep

whistles by

kk

kk