A doctor goin on break decided to leave his office for d young intern. When he came back he asks the intern "how did it go?" Intern says "sir in ur absence 3 patients came and I attended to them". Good says d doc, "What r their complaints?" "D 1st complained of headache, I gave her paracetemol. D 2nd complained of indigestion, so I gave her antacid" "Good boy, says d doc". D intern cont" D 3rd was a curvy, pretty young girl wit fyn boobs, she took off her clothes, laid on d examination table, spread her legs sayin she has not seen a man for 5yrs" "Jeezuss !" exclaimed d visibly excited doc, "yes, yes go on" he said almost stammerin. "What hapn next? What hapn next" He inquired. "I GAVE HER EYE DROP" replied d intern ....
Rotten to the core !!! A matriculant young lady is going to matric dance with her biological brother because she didn't have a date. On their way back home after the matric dance her brother says to her: If I wasn't your brother I'd pull over and park 500m from the road. Pretend you are not my brother and pull over, she replied! He pulled over and said" If I wasn't your brother I'd kiss you until you sweat. Pretend you are not my brother and kiss me until I sweat, she replied! He kissed her and said" If I wasn't your brother I'd f...ck you like hell. She said: pretend you are not my brother and f...ck me like hell. They made love, enjoying every moment of it and after they finished she said to her brother: Your Dick is as big as Dads And he replied: That's what Mom always tells me too.........
One day, an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, VOL. 1”. He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button”. He did so and the airplane enginestarted. He was please and opened the next page, “To set airplane moving press blue button”. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said, “To let airplane fly, please press the green button”. He did so and the plane started tofly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he wassatisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page. Hefainted after reading the instructions. The 4th page said,“To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Vol. 2
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