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2021  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Over Girlffriend Wahala-Two People Where Kill On Street Fight on: 9-05-2011 09:53 PM
The worst part is that an innocent person was killed amidst the foolishness...a man that was expecting a child. Hmm...so sad
2022  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Who Looks Older? Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Her Teenage Daughter on: 9-05-2011 09:45 PM
Wow...like mother like daughter, almost like a little twin. Both are prettiful. The daughter looks older than 15, which her age I presume.
2023  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: OYINBO WAHALA on: 9-05-2011 09:17 PM
lol...nice one
2024  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THAT'S THE SPIRIT on: 9-05-2011 07:39 PM
lol.  Cheesy
2025  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Smart Blonde on: 9-05-2011 05:16 PM
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2026  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / "Copy and Paste" on: 9-05-2011 05:03 PM
A popular motivational speaker addressing his audience said: "The best Years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"Laughter and Applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil.Moral of the story: Don't copy if  you can't paste!.....
2027  Forum / Forum Games / Re: WHO ARE YOU? on: 9-05-2011 02:42 PM
I'm an only child
2028  Forum / Forum Games / Re: I love Naijapals because........ on: 9-05-2011 02:40 PM
I love Naijapals because it's a good place to express yourself bout things concerning Naija
2029  Forum / Forum Games / Re: I'm ..................... Than you. on: 9-05-2011 01:33 PM
darker
2030  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Do you hate the person above you?? on: 9-05-2011 01:26 PM
Nope
2031  Forum / Forum Games / Re: SPANK OR SPARE... on: 9-05-2011 01:24 PM
spare
2032  Forum / Forum Games / Re: describe yourself in one word... on: 9-05-2011 01:22 PM
Stubborn
2033  Forum / Forum Games / Re: FILL IN THE BLANK on: 9-05-2011 01:17 PM
a break

All people deserve..........
2034  Forum / Forum Games / Re: State of Origin(within Naija) on: 9-05-2011 01:14 PM
Lagos
2035  Forum / Forum Games / Re: where are u now on: 9-05-2011 01:10 PM
@ Home
2036  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: pregnant woman and her inlaws wahala on: 9-05-2011 12:43 PM
Hmm.. the guy just cares for his wife. African mentality...because he is showing so much love for his wife, they say he under a spell. Ridiculous. She shouldn't worry herself over nothing. The husband should just tell his family why he's doing what he's doing and if they agree, fine. If not, then that's their problem.
2037  Forum / Forum Games / Re: **Change a Letter!!** on: 9-05-2011 12:29 PM
Tale
2038  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Ladies, what do you think is your first impression on a guy? on: 9-05-2011 01:35 AM
Quote from: trolling on  8-05-2011 08:50 PM
Quote from: maryclaret on  8-05-2011 08:44 PM
Hmm..I know for sure that it's a psychological fact that when human beings meet each other for the first time, the very first impressions are physical attributes; tall, short, handsome, etc.. From then on, it depends on the individual. As for me, the next impression I get depends on the attitude the guy gives me. If he gives off a nasty or self-centered attitude, I will then get the impression that that is the way he is always.

Sometimes the guy/woman might be going thru a rough day when u meet them or when u run into them so u cant always go by that.

That's why it's first impressions. It doesn't have to be true; it's the impression someone is getting of another person based on what they see/hear/whatever.
2039  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Both Man and Woman... on: 9-05-2011 12:30 AM
Nigerians were once said to be the happiest people in the world. Though, this was a while back, I still think we are...but we are still humans...the frustrating economy is just affecting everyone negatively.
2040  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Ndi Igbo..lol on: 8-05-2011 11:47 PM
Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer: Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga: Ebuka, how far? How e be?

Ebuka: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a Shop.

Oga: Hen-hen...wetin U come write?

Ebuka: Hmmm... I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota&say shop dey for Alaba.

Oga: So na d only thing wey u write be dat?

Ebuka: Yes Oga .

Oga: Chineke.!!! U dey craze? Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address... Stupid boy!!! Na so dem take dey get customers?...
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