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D wife's uncle arrived 2 naija from uk.

He decided 2 pay his sister (wife of d fulani) & husband a visit.

On getting there, he saw that d husband (fulani man) is ill, he now took him 2 national hospital Abuja 4 treatment.

On getting there, when d fulani man c how electricity light were every where & is well clean & arranged; he thought he was in d paradise.

when d nurse at d registry asked of his name (minini sunna nka)?
He said, when he was in d world they called him Juro, but i dont know d name u people will give me here.

D fulani man move forward & saw a man lying on d ground,
He asked him; when did u died?

tanx
watch 4 part 3

No, i'm a virgin @ 30 pls

next

Do u come with ur eye glass? if u dont c where 2 laugh den cry.

nice one
 

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Dan fulani
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No offence Dan_fulani
is a true life story

nice1

        :'( :'(

Let the banner continue flying & celebration galoo
congrat!!!

Tanx but wat of d woman?

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U suppose 2 change ur name from Emmagency 2 prof or better still emmatime.
wen ar we taken exam mr lecturer?

Ar u a fulani man?

 

There is a fulani man which stay in a hut in a remote area (in d bush), he has never have encounter with woman.
One day he married 2 a lady called zubua
D following day of d wedding, they were at home when d wife pull off her clothes, suddenly d fulani man (husband) shouted; Yea! who do u like dis? where do u sustained dis injury (pointing in between d legs of d wife)? dress up!! so that we can go & c doctor 4 treatment.
on getting 2 d nearby village clinic
Doctor: U are welcome, how may i help you?
Fulani man: my wife sustained injury
Doctor: where?
Fulani man: in between her legs
Doctor smile & asked d wife 2 pull off her clothes & lies down on d bed. he gave d husband drug (4 his manhood 2 stand) & ask him 2 remove his clothes.
The doctor touch d fulani man manhood & said on my counting u will put dis inside dat injury 4 d injury 2 heal.
when i say 1, u put it inside & press down; 2- u bring it out(i.e 1-up, 2-down) SIMULTANEOUSLY.
The doctor started by saying 1....2, 1....2,....... d fulani man do has d doctor instructed on his count.
when d doctor realised dat d man has started enjoying it he decided 2 keep quiet. d fulani man den shouted ''doctor kanche 1-2 monna'' i.e doctor be saying 1-2, 1-2 now

Tanx!!! 

watch out 4 part two

 

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