omo i dey ooo ... how ur village

na so  .... how u dey na?

ikpo

omo yeye dey sweet oooo

  yeye poster

passing

yeye no be here we dey ... u go still come back come post ur yeye yoke

chummy ... no make me vex oooo ...
how u go say the joke wey i crack my brain with sweat be posted b4?

na this small thing dey make me vex for beautiful babe like u oooo

 

YEYE DEY SWEET MINISTRY

AND I DON DEY PASSIVE FOR FROM UNA BODY

U KNOW SAY U BE POSTED B4?

 

GLOBAL YEYE NA U CARRY CONJI

NO MAKE ME VEX FOR HERE OOOO

INFARCT NA UR NAME BE POSTED B4

SEE I GO VEX FOR U OOOO ...
WETIN U MEAN? ...

YEYE

YEYE DON DEY SMELL HERE

 Nigerian man called his mom: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Heeeee...chinekee! Don't come back homeoooo,
my sonooo, don't come back home. God
forbid!
Man: Why mom, why now, watin I do now?
Mother: Heeee....you foolish boy! You see my son, if
you come back home, then your wife will be
infected. From your wife to your broda, from your
broda to our maid, from our maid to your DADDY,
from your daddy to m
y sista, from my sista to her
hosband, from him to me, from me to the
gardener, from the gardener to your sista. And if
your sista gets infected, heeeee, then the whole village
is in trouble..ewooo !
So in the name of GODoooo...PLEASE SAVE OUR
VILLAGEooooo, DON'T COME BACK HOMEooooo!!!