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61  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pals, pls lets comply! (A Must Read) (Page 61) on: 28-11-2012 06:30 PM
62  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Chumyli and Emejuru love (PART ONE) ***JOKE Of The Month*** (Page 15) on: 28-11-2012 06:29 PM
kaiii yeye dey sweet oooo
63  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / u most read this ... on: 28-11-2012 06:27 PM
my yeye people how una dey .... solid don show ...
i know say una miss me no be small ... anyway nothing do una ... na condition make crafish bend na ..

were my pals ... my yeye pals like Emejuru , stephen419 ur tenis there, and lot more una most forgive me ...
i don forget so many names like skyspoon, my sweet heart kcbee ... and lot more yeye people ...

i hope say una ministry dey move fine ooo .... for me here my ministry dey move no be small.

anyway make i stop here make my ink no come finish ..
i go dey come back small small
64  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 113 ex-militants offered employment in Nigeria, abroad on: 28-11-2012 06:09 PM
nna to get job in this country u have to be a terrorist or u join boko .... and Goverment go give u better job sharp sharp
65  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / 113 ex-militants offered employment in Nigeria, abroad on: 28-11-2012 06:08 PM
buja – The Presidential Amnesty Office (PAO) said in Abuja on Wednesday that 113 former militants had been offered employment in maritime, welding and fabrication companies at home and abroad.

This is contained in a statement signed by Mr Daniel Alabrah, Head of Media and Communications of the office.

It stated that Proclad Group of Companies in Dubai, United Arab Emirates (UAE) offered employment to 30 of the 150 ex-militants, who were trained by the Proclad Academy because of their exceptional conduct and performance.

“The office, in collaboration with the International Centre for Non-violence and Peace Development (ICNPD) secured the employment through a partnership with Proclad Academy.

“Mr Kingley Kuku, who is the Special Adviser to the President on Niger Delta Affairs and the Chairman of PAO, also facilitated the immediate employment of 40 maritime trainees by the Century Energy Group in Nigeria,’’ the statement said.

It said that the office also offered employment to another 24 maritime trainees

“Four welding and fabrication trainees have been employed in Nigeria by Plants and Processing Service Company, while five were offered jobs in South Africa by Ashland Investment Services.

“Ten were offered employment by Learning Resources in Ghana,’’ the statement said.

It added that the office was working with relevant partners and stakeholders in the Niger Delta and abroad to employ some of the ex-militants who had successfully completed their training.

The statement said the responsibility of the office “is to disarm, rehabilitate and reintegrate the former agitators who accepted the amnesty offer’’.

The office urged companies in the Niger Delta to comply with the Local Content Law by employing graduating students under the programme to enable them contribute their quota to the development of the country.

It will be recalled that recently, Alabrah, told newsmen in Port Harcourt that out of the 26,358 former militants that had been documented, 12,000 had been trained successfully. (NAN)
66  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pals, pls lets comply! (A Must Read) (Page 59) on: 26-09-2012 03:37 PM
passing .....
67  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Make una choose which trouble be biggest??????... (Joke of the Month) (Page 6) on: 26-09-2012 03:30 PM
more yeye to ur elbow  ..... but ee no too sweet oooo
68  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: FINALLY!!! United States Closes Embassy In Nigeria, Temporarily (Page 4) on: 15-09-2012 02:46 PM
useless set of people
69  Forum / Religion / Re: Photos: Tension As Muslim Faithfuls Observe Juma’t Prayer In Abuja on: 15-09-2012 02:39 PM
mary11mary11 (23) Offline Male Newbie
«4 hrs ago (10:13 AM Sep 15, 2012) »

Please can someone just grab
just 5 of any of the idiotic
protesters in Northern Nigeria so
that we can use them as a
sample for a survey. Question 1: Why are you
Respondent: Our religion was
desecrated in a film. Question 2: How was your religion
Respondent: They insulted our
prophet. Question 3: How was he insulted?
Respondent: Silence. Question 4: What is the name of
the movie?
Respondent: SIlence Question 5: What is contained in
the movie?
Respondent: SIlence Question 6: How long is the
Respondent: Silence Question 7: Who directed or acted
in the movies?
Respondent: Silence Question 8: What country was the
movie acted in?
Respondent: Silence Question 9: Why are you
protesting in Nigeria then?
Respondent: Our mallam said we
should go and protest. I can confidently say that the
confidence level of this survey
would be 99% while the margin of
error would be >1%. That's how these ignorant idiots
would be deceived into going out
to protest, hack, maim and kill
innocent people without even
knowing why they're doing it.

no mind the ewu
70  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BREAKING: Unexploded bomb discovered in another church in Kogi (Page 7) on: 8-08-2012 07:15 PM
71  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Woman Catches Husband Making love With Teenage Daughter on: 26-07-2012 03:58 PM
omoh see phyuk up
72  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OMG! Jonathan Forces SSS to Question Pastor Bakare Over Sunday Sermon on: 24-07-2012 12:21 PM
me i don over tire for all this yeye people
73  Forum / Religion / Re: disturbing details TB Joshua on: 4-07-2012 05:34 PM
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pals, pls lets comply! (A Must Read) (Page 37) on: 4-07-2012 05:28 PM
ok alright
75  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Oba Of Benin *Disgraces* GEJ says Adams Oshiomhole is Benin’s Candidate on: 4-07-2012 05:26 PM
good for them
76  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: At what age did you lose your virginity? (Page 3) on: 4-07-2012 05:22 PM
yeye post from a yeye  poster
77  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My Uncle [A Pastor] is Sleeping With My Wife- [True Life Story] on: 4-07-2012 05:18 PM
make him forgive the both and move on with his wife .;l
78  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My Husband No Longer Desires Me segxwally on: 29-06-2012 05:38 PM
sorry girl
79  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: LMAO: Nigerians Are Having Too Many Children – President Goodluck on: 29-06-2012 05:23 PM
80  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My ex-commissioner wife returned home without pant –Husband on: 29-06-2012 05:19 PM
yeye people
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