abeg make person no post jokes again? Wit al diz syndrome of pb4 reply... Its nt encouragin at all...

dnt mind him

AN aircraft developed problem mid air, with 5
passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said I'm Lionel Messi, the best
footballer in the world; u can't afford to lose me at
all. So he took the 1st pack and jumped. The 2nd
passenger said, my name is Aliko Dangote, one of the richest men in d world. The world would go
in2 recession if I die. He took the 2nd pack and
jumped. The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm d
president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the
most powerful man in theCountry! In fact I have
great responsibility & Am the cleverest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians
need me 2 successfully implement fuel subsidy
removal, stop Boko Haram, end NEPA blackout, stop
ASUU strike, resurrect the education sector, & many
other issues. Am too clever abeg! He grabbed the
pack next to him & jumped out of the plane The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an
8 year-old school girl, I'm old and don't have long
to live.As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to
the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left
4 u. Nigeria's cleverest president has taken my school bag.

diz remix....

@rakelly make dem fire who? 4 ur info i get bak 2 all d sender bullet proof.. So..

una no sabi anifing.. Wats d oposite of happinez? If d oposite of white is black n d oposite of girl is boy.... But e funny

abeg na me post... Who d find me?

3daful

huhuhuhu..

1daful 1

weda im see cow..

na joke or na story?

i conquer

abeg ask am

tnx chick

A couple went to an animal farm and the owner came to show them around, in the process they
 saw two cows mating and the wife asked the
owner how many times the male(cow) mates
 with the female(cow) and he answered "several
times." She said "please tell that to my husband." Then the husband asked "is it only one female
cow it mates with?" the farmer replied "no." The
 husband said "please tell that
to my wife."

@anele.. Na u post am?

Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried
to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men
walking on the street and a wedding on d other
side of d street, who should i hit Policeman: of course the 2 men, less damage.
Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i
did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the
 wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM

LECTURER: What's the meaning of Attention Deficit
Hyperactive Disorder?
STUDENT: Bamba 'lakkadi
Jimba.
 LECTURER: I don't understand anything you
 said.
STUDENT: Same here. lol

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed it’s so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one  preaches to  them.  Sitting by the river with little response  from the
hooks, one pastor  thought of sharing his  heart
with others.
 He said: “guys its rare to  get such an
opportunity to be among ourselves  like  this. It
would be good if we look into our lives and  help each other  with our weaknesses”.  They all agreed to this. This pastor said: “Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money  every week. I started taking  little by little but  now I take a big chunk. I can’t stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will  find out I will be fired”!   The other pastor  said: “brothers your sins are
better than mine! I have  slept with every
woman in the church including married  women.
As I  preach  my eyes hover over the
congregation looking for the next  prey. If this  is
discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!” The last pastor’s feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: “My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell everyone! In fact I can’t sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be  back!