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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss on: 9-11-2011 09:45 PM
lol
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can you fall in love with someone that snores? on: 15-10-2010 07:12 PM
the thing is easier said than done. my bf snores but i had already fallen strongly for him b4 i discovered it. most times when i sleep with him on the same bed at nite i don't get a good sleep & it affects me in the daytime, but at the same time I can't think of sleeping on a separate bed. pls anyone who knows an effective remedy should pls post it.
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: DIVORCE 3 HOURS AFTER CHURCH WEDDING on: 7-10-2010 12:34 PM
the man should move from pastor to reverend father to avoid further divorces.
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Lie detector on: 7-10-2010 11:55 AM
really funny & at the same time interesting
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: CHINESE PRODUCTS on: 7-10-2010 11:51 AM
lolllllllllllllll
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Wahala dey o! on: 7-10-2010 11:11 AM
Can't remember if this has been posted here b4. I just saw it somewhere & felt I should post it here to spice up our day. Its serious and funny.:


Boss said to secretary: For a week, we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary makes a call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover makes a call to a small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for classes.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson.
We cannot attend that meeting any longer.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work so we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes a call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have classes as usual.

Small boy makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company.

Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.

WAHALA DEY O !!!!!!
COMPLICATED INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE GRANDPA NEEDS TO CHANGE THE TUNE OF THE MUSIC, ELSE...WAHALA REALLY DEY!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Beer Prayer on: 23-09-2010 02:50 PM
one day u go make mistake pray am for church...lol...u try shaa
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Why men beat their women on: 23-09-2010 12:59 PM
Quote from: divineproject on 23-09-2010 12:35 PM
Nobody has been able to answer the question I have been asking...........PLS WHO WOULD BEAT THE MEN TOO?.........Becos if the only way to correct your wife is by beating, I guess what is good for the wife is also good for the hubby.......he also needs some spanking when he goes wrong.........or ARE THE MEN SAINTS?.....

  Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Best Vehicles in the world on: 19-07-2010 10:58 PM
@ poster, u most be an "experienced" driver for u to think up this kind of thing Smiley
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DETACHABLE PRIVATE PART. on: 19-07-2010 10:56 PM
what if u lend sumone ur own & the person loses it?  Grin
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wrong prayer on: 19-07-2010 10:46 PM
&....  lol
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Stick to Instruction on: 19-07-2010 10:45 PM
lol.......tryin to remove d speck in d husband's eye leavin the plank in her own

Quote from: sydneyiyke on 19-07-2010 06:51 PM
They shuld go n die... wat are they still doing on earth?

guy u harsh o! Shocked
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Haha on: 19-07-2010 10:38 PM
ur joke is kinda funny but disrespectful
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THE SHITS............................. on: 19-07-2010 10:25 PM
Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 14-07-2010 11:11 PM
Quote from: sweetnoxy on 14-07-2010 12:41 AM
@ Poster, u r one hell of a researcher..lol

thanks girl, but i didn't researched all this shits...
i am just privilege to have met people who are full of shits... every day is a learning. heheheeh

hmmmmm...............maybe I'll now say that u r one hell of a learner..lol
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HOUSE MAID on: 19-07-2010 10:17 PM
Quote from: BabangidaTukur on 13-07-2010 11:54 PM
What is good for the goose should also be good for gender! Why the fainting?

abi? Grin
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: If NAiJA HOSTED thE wORld-CUp on: 19-07-2010 10:14 PM
Quote from: ba4la5 on 30-06-2010 06:37 PM
the final should be played in any of the niger delta states and iff nigeria does not win then millitants will kidnap the world cup trophy and ask FIFA to pay a ransome of allow Nigeria win the tournament. hahahahaha Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

na d real gist be that.. Grin Grin Grin
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NEW NAIJA WORDING! on: 19-07-2010 10:12 PM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-07-2010 10:52 AM
Quote from: plainheart on 15-07-2010 01:55 PM
@sophiebaby, translation please

see as belle dey like break pad

idi egwu!
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Wishing well on: 19-07-2010 10:03 PM
Quote from: brizio on 14-07-2010 11:21 PM
who tell u say na newlywed couple
the marriage no dey sweet again, the man eye don clear

d time wey in dey say "for better, for worse", na person force am?
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 8 Qualities of a Good Husband !!!! on: 19-07-2010 09:58 PM
well, thats good. we appreciate
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: F/BALLERS, POLITICIANS & PERFUMES on: 19-07-2010 09:30 PM
Quote from: onyiis on 19-07-2010 11:05 AM
Quote from: Skipo4u on 15-07-2010 05:31 AM
sophie.....i no fit talk


heheheee !! but u fit fulk ?  Huh? Huh? Huh?

talking from experience? Grin
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