Beer Prayer

Date: 15-09-2010 4:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Kenny Lee
- at 15-09-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us for our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill on us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
 For ever and ever

BARMEN

Posted: at 15-09-2010 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 16-09-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 23-09-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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one day u go make mistake pray am for church...lol...u try shaa
Posted: at 23-09-2010 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 23-09-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago)
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My church is in the bar lol
Posted: at 23-09-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 24-09-2010 05:41 AM (14 years ago)
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dis one don drink beer no d prayer, no wonder wey u b freezin cold...lol
Posted: at 24-09-2010 05:41 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 24-09-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago)
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u carry God dey play ball 4 naija pals abi? d day wey e go hammer u,
u go die. make u no say e wear nicker, e no dey waste time again
Posted: at 24-09-2010 09:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 25-09-2010 01:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mykelly at 28-09-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 28-09-2010 03:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 25-05-2011 07:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 15-09-2010 04:02 PM
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day, our foamy head,
And forgive us for our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill on us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager.
 For ever and ever....BEER NUTS

BARMEN

Posted: at 25-05-2011 07:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 25-05-2011 09:11 AM (13 years ago)
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poster na so u go be after taking the beer
Posted: at 25-05-2011 09:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 25-05-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-05-2011 09:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-05-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Anoda beer and drunk
Posted: at 25-05-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ugochuks at 25-05-2011 11:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 24-09-2010 05:41 AM
dis one don drink beer no d prayer, no wonder wey u b freezin cold...lol



 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? what the phyuk is he sayin?
Posted: at 25-05-2011 11:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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