Well! That's just what I had in mind!

Not really? means u're kinda dirty minded right? What were u thinking of when u started reading?

A Real Brain Teaser!
 
Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence.

Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

Then see below..

 

The answer is below. (scroll down)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANSWER:
 
  There are six F's in the sentence.  One of average intelligence finds
  three of them.  If you spotted four, you're above average.  If you
  got five, you can turn your nose up at most anybody.  If you caught six,
  you are a genius.  There is no catch.  Many people forget the OFs.  The
  human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".

It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

What were you thinking?  You dirty minded thing!

Hey people someone sent me this. It's kinda funny but then, it is serious. Enjoy!!!

FAKE Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE Friends: Call your parents Murmurs
Real Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we phyuked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE Friends: Never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you
FAKE Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your shit so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.
FAKE Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: Are for life.
FAKE Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the phyuk out

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?

Wow! how come I didn't see this earlier? It's so funny!  The guys should back down. It's just a joke.  A good one at that. Way 2 go girls!!!!

An eight year old girl was segxwally abused by her father in Accra. According to her, she had taken her bath and she was creaming her body when the father walked in and offered to apply powder on her back.   She said before she knew it he was all over her and he raped her. She reported to an uncle and when the father found out, he beat her black and blue. Well he was reported to the station and he was sentenced to 10 yrs. This sparked of a debate in my office and within my circle of friends. Some said the punishment was too harsh, others said the wife was at fault for leaving him with a budding girl and I said any man who sees any woman at all and says because she has bootys and boobs then he is aroused is a rapist and he is a first class terrorist, worse than Osama Bn Ladin. He should be executed. Just the trauma is enough to ruin the girl's life not to mention the nightmares and other social ills. People, I may sound harsh but I have been through it and I know what it took before I could even start talking about it. I reckon it will be worse for the girl. What will she tell her First? that her father deflowered her. The cases of Fathers molesting their daughters has become so rampant now. What is it? How do they feel afterwards? Such men should be castrated.

Dguy, It's so nice of u to tell us about the Gulder Ultimate Search. U are such a nice guy! Kudos!

Nigeria is getting worse by the minute. What can be done? It is such a shame that we sacrifice the youth who will hold up the nation tommorrow on some stupid illiterate babalawos shrine today just for money that will cause us sleepless nights. I wonder how people reason!

What? She did what?    Sometimes money gets into our head. It is such a shame that it has to end this way. The woman was promising..... Too bad. we need to pray for her guys.

People....

Remember that only JESUS is the way. No shortcut! Otherwise God would have greated the world in a day. NO SHORTCUT PERIOD!

TO ALL
Peace…
One of the things that you must take care of, apart from your health, is an internal calm. Do not forget this

Ladies…
Vulgarism – Should we condone it? I was taking a lazy stroll with my beau one evening when a guy who once asked me out and I refused called out to me and said “u dey go make them go f……k u shey”  I was so peeved I just walked on. That is just one of many vulgar statements directed at me by the empty headed egoistical males I come across daily. I guess some ladies out there have been thru same. What do you think girls? Should we condone it? :'(
 

 
My people, a friend recently sent me some pictures of the dehumanizing treatment the Iraqi women undergo in the hands of American Soldiers. It set me thinking. What is the essence of the war? Is it to help these people or traumatize them? The pictures are so horrendous that I couldn’t post it. These women are repeatedly raped, tortured and made to do despicable things with guns pointed at them.   I wonder who the real terrorist is Osama bn Ladin and Saddam Hussein or “Osama bn Blair and George Hussein”.
 

Anytime sweetheart

I didn't think of that then. But then, u've got me wishing i knew this then. It would have really crushed him and his 1million Kg ego. I dey feel u girl!!

Okay!!!

What on earth will make you want to commit suicide when there's so much to live for? A 21 year old jumped off a flyover in Accra obviously in a bid to commit suicide. He was rescued by sympatisers. Unfortunately though, he didn't die but he broke every single bone in his body. Now he will be maimed for life. Isn't that worse? Is it really worth it people?

Perfectly well judging from reactions

Must it be on my wedding night? otherwise, it was kinda funny. the guy was finding it hard to do the thing and i was feeling totally stupid and seriously reconsidering my decision of doing it with him. He later told his friends I wasn't a virgin. That dampened my urge. I haven't been too comfortable with sex since then.