A young girl on NYSC was posted to serve at a school up North and she was assigned to prepare the JSS students for English Language. She was teaching the students on the comparatives and superlatives of words. So what she does is just to call the word and the students will complete the rest. Eg the teacher says TALL. The students echo’s TALLER, TALLEST. The school Principal went to check on the young teacher and met that scene. He took it from her and said FAT and the students as usual echo FATTER, FATTEST. He said BIG. They echo BIGGER, BIGGEST. The Principal nods his head in acknowledgment to their excellent performance and said good. The students echo GOODER, GOODEST. The Principal ordered. STOP and the students again echo STOPPER, STOPPEST. The Principal became fed up and shouted in anger HABBA. The students again echo HABBARER, HABBAREST. The Principal fainted.
A man who fed up with life decided to end his life He took a rope and went to the farm to hang himself Upon reaching a tree, he tied the rope around the tree and hanged the loop around his ankle and suspended himself so his face was pointing to the ground and his leg, in the air. A passer-by saw this scene and was curious this is what ensued between them;
PASSER-BY; What are you doing?
MAN; Can't you see? I want to end my life because I'm fed up with it.
PASSER-BY; Then why don't you hang the rope around your neck?
MAN; Hell no! I tried that yesterday and i nearly died!
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