For me i don't care about age what is important is love nothing more

end time another one more than bb will soon come out i'm sure people wil die because of dis one all this are the mark of end time.

Is This Group Called Islamic militants or Boko Haram more than Nigerian Government or that Government like what the group are doing? FGN try and  put a stop to this.

A Senator Acting like an animal I Don't understand what PDP want to turn this country into,Half of PDP Senators and Governors are like this what is the future of this country in their hands and where are we going With this types of leadership ? GOD HELP US AND SAVE US FROM PDP BAD LEADERS

President Jonathan Goodluck and Police Should call and investigate former Vp mr Atiku abubakar over all this issues of bombing in naija Bl4 2011 Election If then will be a Election In de Country.

WAEC ok

sad,,..but still funny .

i pity u

@shinapeters pls can you remember how many men you have kissed and i am sure your are still single, by the time you got married you can understand what i mean. any way from one of my Female friends (married).

Think you know a thing or two about kissing? You probably do. But the facts below are so off the beaten path, we’ll bet you don’t know them all — and they could come in handy. Not only could they provide some steamy “Did you know…?” small talk, but they’ll help you see all the benefits a satisfying liplock can bring into your life. Happy smooching!

1. Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss.

2. A simple peck uses two muscles; a passionate kiss, on the other hand, uses all 34 muscles in your face. Now that’s a rigorous workout!

3. Like fingerprints or snowflakes, no two lip impressions are alike.

4. Kissing is good for what ails you. Research shows that the act of smooching improves our skin, helps circulation, prevents tooth decay, and can even relieve headaches.

5. The average person spends 336 hours of his or her life kissing.

6. Ever wonder how an “X” came to represent a kiss? Starting in the Middle Ages, people who could not read used an X as a signature. They would kiss this mark as a sign of sincerity. Eventually, the X came to represent the kiss itself.

7. Talk about a rush! Kissing releases the same neurotransmitters in our brains as parachuting, bungee jumping, and running.

8. The average woman kisses 29 men before she gets married.

9. Men who kiss their partners before leaving for work average higher incomes than those who don’t.

10. The longest kiss in movie history was between Jane Wyman and Regis Tommey in the 1941 film, You’re in the Army Now. It lasted 3 minutes and 5 seconds. So if you’ve beaten that record, it’s time to celebrate!

Why do women have two sets of lips??

So they can piss and moan at the same time.

A teacher gave her fourth-grade students the
beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked
them to provide original endings for each one.
Here are  of what they submitted:

The grass is always greener when you leave the
sprinkler on.

The grass is always greener when you remember
to water it.

A bird in the hand is a real mess.

No news is no newspaper.

It's better to light one candle than to waste
electricity.

It's always darkest just before I open my eyes.

You have nothing to fear but homework.

If you can't stand the heat, don't start the
fireplace.

If you can't stand the heat, go swimming.

Never put off 'til tomorrow what you should
have done yesterday.

A penny saved is nothing in the real world.

The squeaking wheel gets annoying.

We have nothing to fear but our principal.

I think, therefore I get a headache.

Better to light a candle than to light an
explosive.

It's always darkest before 9:30 p.m.

Early to bed and early to rise is first
in the bathroom.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with
a blister.

There is nothing new under the bed.

The grass is always greener when you put
manure on it.

Don't count your chickens - it takes too long.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and
someone yells, "Shut up!"

The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to
her class the definition of the word "definitely"
to them. To make sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use
it in a sentence. When called upon the first
student says " The sky is definitely blue". The
teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct
because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another
student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher
again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water
it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the
teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher
replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question
for class discussion". The student replies,
"Then I definitely shit my pants".

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U R TRYING NOW KEEP IT UP BOY

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AM OUT.