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6441  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: When you are talking to a person, where are your eyes looking at? on: 22-03-2010 06:46 PM
Depends on the kind of person and the topic of your dicussion.
Most times I imagine something funny.
hu hu hu
6442  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: IS IT GOOD OR BAD on: 22-03-2010 06:18 PM
May be your words are always out of line.... So go and learn how to toast a woman
6443  Forum / Relationships & Romance / My lover has mouth odour, what can i do? on: 22-03-2010 06:09 PM
There is a girl I love so much and ready to go any lenght with her. She so beautiful, kind and woth good attitude.
But story changed when she visited me after 3 months in the relationship. I discovered she has a mouth odour when I wanted to kiss her. I got confused; a friend complained. Pls advice him...
6444  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / WEAK IN SPEECH, BUT HARD ON DECISION on: 22-03-2010 04:00 PM
South-South no go ever take last.
As Goodluck no dey talk, them think say he no get heart, them dey insult am, them no know say the guy na former militant, his heart na iron, that is why he fire all the minisiter. All of them go die of heart attack. Goodluck na man......
6445  Forum / Relationships & Romance / IS SEX A SIGN OF LOVE on: 22-03-2010 03:49 PM
Most guys doesn't like sex so much. so their girl friend fell they don't love them. Is sex a sign of love?
6446  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can you cope if she /he has body odour? on: 22-03-2010 03:16 PM
O boy me i no fit tell you lie o. I go quit am sharp sharp.
6447  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: We use sperm as holy water church members reviews on: 22-03-2010 03:10 PM
That is why you need to shine ur eyes before joining any church. Must churches are gateway to hell.....
6448  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: For my lovely pals........ on: 22-03-2010 02:49 PM
Cheif Waco. I dey feel you. keep it up. We dey behind u......
6449  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Just 4 de Guyz on: 22-03-2010 02:46 PM
O boy, me self I don think about that thing, I no know wetin dey there. Some boys go ready to book with their life bcos of that borehole, but at last their eye go come down. It be like say na devil put something there wey it dey attract people go waste their lives there. I tire o o o o o o o o o
6450  Forum / Relationships & Romance / WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU DISCOVER YOUR IS SLEEPING WITH YOUR SPOUSE? on: 22-03-2010 01:02 PM
Most friends are very calous, blatant and insincere with their friends. A man was advicing us sometime ago about friengs and relationships, he made himself an example. He said the girl he wanted to marry, before he got a job, he handed the girl over to his friend to keep watch over her, as he has to go for a three months course abroad, while the girl was still with her parents, he arrived only to see that the girl was pregnant for his so called friend. We asked him his reaction, he said he could not do anything than to go to the girls parents and said thank you, because he really loved the girl.
6451  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHY CAN'T THE GIRLS TOAST GUYZ on: 22-03-2010 12:50 PM
I really do not know what it costs them to just say out their simple feeling, just a simple phrase, DO YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU? It's not funny. Pshycologists said hiding emotions is the fastest means to sudden death
6452  Forum / Relationships & Romance / ENJOYMENT THAT LEADS TO MARITAL BITTERNESS on: 22-03-2010 12:44 PM
Sometime ago I met two women discussing in a supermarket. One kept making a statement which drew my attention. The statement IF MY HUSBAND SEE ME, HE GO JUST DEY VEX. According to her, most time she heard her husband joking outside but the moment he stepped into the house, his countenance will definitely change. A man behind me now asked the woman, what exactly are you doing that your husband doesn't like, because no man can bo so crazy to the extent of getting opset over the wife aimlessly. DONT MIND THE USELESS MAN, HE SAID I AM TOO FAT, the woman replied.
Her friend asked, were you not fat before you people got married? Don't mind him, must one remind slim forever? she replied.
6453  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Gaddafi is a Madman, Says Mark on: 20-03-2010 07:18 PM
Quote from: teeco on 18-03-2010 07:59 AM
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David Mark, the senate president, on Wednesday reacted angrily to the reported remarks of the Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi, saying Mr. Gaddafi is a ‘madman’ for suggesting that Nigeria can resolve its perennial violence only by separating into two nations.

Mr. Mark made his comments at Wednesday’s plenary while the Senate was discussing a motion on the bomb blast which claimed one life in the premises of Delta state government house annex in Warri.

Mr. Mark was responding to a suggestion by Ayim Ude (PDP Ebonyi state) to insert into the motion;s list of prayers, a prayer condemning inflammatory comments by both internal and international personalities.

Mr. Ude said that it was provocative comments by the Delta State governor, Emmanuel Uduaghan, that caused the bombings in his state. In a bid to get his new prayer accepted by the Senate, he brought out a newspaper showing the comments by the Libyan leader, and said such comments could cause more trouble for Nigeria.

Ignore him!

“With all due respect Mr. Ude, why do you want to give a madman that level of publicity,” the senate president replied angrily. “I don’t think he deserves attention at all. He has said the same about England, Switzerland and every other country ... and you want to give it that prominence. Truly, in my candid opinion, I don’t think his deserves any attention.”

Mr. Gaddafi, a former Africa Union chairman, was quoted by a Libyan news agency Jana on Tuesday, while addressing students in his country. The Libyan leader declared that the solution to the incessant bloodshed in Nigeria over religion would be to divide the country into two nations.

According to Mr. Gaddafi, his radical solution would stop the bloodshed associated with the burning of worship buildings in Nigeria.

Mr. Gaddafi described the recent Jos violence as a “deep conflict of religious nature” caused by the federal state, “which was made and imposed by the British, in spite of the people’s resistance to it.” He described the partition of India as a “historic and radical solution.”

The old Indian nation split in 1947 into a Muslim Pakistan and Hindu-India.

However, members of the House of Representatives avoided individual comments on Mr. Gaddafi’s remark, after the House confirmed that the issue will be considered during a plenary session on Thursday Usman Nafada, the Deputy Speaker, approved a notification by a member, Halims Agoda, who urged his colleagues to allow for a uniform deliberation and likely condemnation of the utterances during a general assembly tomorrow.

Excellent truth?

But a Yoruba social political group, Egbe Irapada Oodua, has said that it is pleased with Mr. Gaddafi’s call.

In a press release signed by its media director, Adeleke Akingbade, the group said Mr. Gaddafi should be praised for saying what it called “the excellent truth about the reality of Nigeria’s future.”

It added that “the statement credited to the Libyan leader is the absolute truth about Nigeria, a country created by the wishful thinking of imperial powers, which has not known the prior, free, informed consent of the people that live in it.”




What an old fool? Mark David has always been a mad man. I am not susprise to hear that rubish from that goat.
When GSM was first introdut in Nigeria, it was this same Mark that said GSM is not meant for poor or low income earners which actually inflated the prices of SIM Cards at the earlier time. But I thank God today that even mad people are using GSM.
6454  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: September 11 attack a lie on: 20-03-2010 07:01 PM
Quote from: irule on  7-03-2010 03:23 PM
TEHRAN, Iran – Iran's hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday called the official version of the Sept. 11 attacks a "big lie" used by the U.S. as an excuse for the war on terror, state media reported.

Ahmadinejad's comments, made during an address to Intelligence Ministry staff, come amid escalating tensions between the West and Tehran over its disputed nuclear program. They show that Iran has no intention of toning itself down even with tighter sanctions looming because of its refusal to halt uranium enrichment.

"September 11 was a big lie and a pretext for the war on terror and a prelude to invading Afghanistan," Ahmadinejad was quoted as saying by state TV. He called the attacks a "complicated intelligence scenario and act."

The Iranian president has questioned the official U.S. version of the Sept. 11 attacks before, but this is the first time he ventured to label it a "big lie."

In 2007, New York officials rejected Ahmadinejad's request to visit the World Trade Center site while he was in the city for a U.N. meeting. The president also sparked an uproar when he said during a lecture in New York that the causes and conditions that led to the attacks, as well as who orchestrated them, still need to be examined.

At the time, he also told Iranian state TV the attacks were "a result of mismanaging and inhumane managing of the world by the U.S," and that Washington was using Sept. 11 as an excuse to attack others.

He has also questioned the Sept. 11 death toll of around 3,000, claiming the Americans never published the victims' names.

On the 2007 anniversary of the attacks, the names of 2,750 victims killed in New York were read aloud at a memorial ceremony.


My guy you are correct, it was a fantastic lie.
They framed it to capture Sadam Hussein for allegedly refusing to join their bloody ocult JESUIT.
It was only Sadam and one other african president that refused to take the oath. So they decided to finish them up, and the only way to have access to Sadam was to make an agreement with Osama. They sacrificed innocent blood to capture Sadam.
So they are real liers......
6455  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Would you allow your daughter become second wife? on: 20-03-2010 06:51 PM
Quote from: keuro on 14-03-2010 07:44 AM
In Islam, polygamy is considered an injunction from the Almighty. It is believed that Allah approves it. Christians think otherwise saying, if God wanted it. He could have created more women for Adam to marry in the beginning.Though,som cristians do practise polygamy.Coming to our generation, Would you give your daughter to a married man?

God forbid bad thing. Allowing your daughter to be a second wife is the same as giving her out as a house help to her mate.
6456  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Signs To Know When A Girl Is Cheating On You on: 20-03-2010 06:31 PM
Quote from: teeco on 20-03-2010 11:35 AM
RELATIONSHIP ANGLE

SIGNS TO KNOW WHEN A GIRL IS CHEATING ON YOU

1. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO RECEIVE CALLS FREQUENTLY FROM DIFFERENT GUYS AND SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH  IT, WATCH IT! SHE MIGHT BE PLAYING GAMES.

2. WHEN SHE TELLS IRRELEVANT LIES AND SWITCHES OFF HER PHONE WITHOUT REASON.

3. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO FIND FAULT IN YOU OR WITH YOU. SOME GIRLS ARE VERY, VERY DEEP AND CAN PRETEND, BUT IF YOU USE YOUR HEAD AND NOT YOUR HEART HER PRETENCE WILL NOT LAST LONG.

4. CHECK OUT THE FRIENDS SHE CONSTANTLY MOVE WITH, IF THEY ARE BAD GIRLS IT WONT TAKE LONG SHE WILL SOON BE BAD.

5. IF GUYS SEEK HER ATTENTION AND SHE GIVES THEM WITHOUT RESERVATION.

6. IF SHE ALWAYS TELLS YOU NOTHING IS HAPPENING BUT SHE KEEPS RECEIVING CALLS FROM THEM.

7. WHEN YOU ASK HER THE REASON WHY SHE LOVES YOU AND SHE CAN’T TELL YOU UP TO THREE WITHOUT THINKING FOR LONG.

8. SHE CAN STILL LOVE YOU AND STILL PLAY GAMES.

9. SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE NEEDS AND STILL DOUBLE DATE.

10. ITS NOT A QUESTION OF MONEY, MONEY IS IMPORTANT BUT IT IS NOT COMPULSORY BECAUSE IT WILL COME.SO IF SHE CAN’T WAIT WITH YOU TILL YOU GET IT, SHE MIGHT NOT STAY EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE IT. SO MONEY IS NOT A REASON.

11. THIS IS STRANGE BUT IT IS TRUE, ANYWAY NOT IN ALL CASES, IF YOU ARE HAVING intimacy OUTSIDE MARRIAGE. AND IF SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG IN IT.

12. THERE ARE GOOD GIRLS YOU ONLY NEED TO BE AT THE RIGHT PLACE TO FIND THEM.

13.IF SHE COMPARES YOU WITH OTHERS.

14.IF NOTHING CHANGES WHEN YOU TRAVEL AWAY FOR LONG.
15. WHEN SHE BEGINS TO RECEIVE SECRET CALLS,

SO WATCH IT. ASK HER QUESTIONS. THE SAME GOES FOR GUYS BUT CAN EASILY BE DETECTED UNLIKE GIRLS.

THERE IS ONLY ONE REMEDY TO GET HER BACK IF YOU STILL LOVE HER

THE REMEDY IS THIS; YOU MUST REDUCE DELIBERATELY THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR HER, REDUCE YOUR COMMITMENT. ITS HARD BUT TRY AND STOP SHOWING HER LOVE. LET HER GO BUT DON’T BREAK UP.JUST STOP LOVING HER THE WAY YOU USE TO  AND SHE MIGHT JUST CHANGE. BUT IF SHE DOES NOT LET HER GO.NOT EVEN PRAYER WILL CHANGE HER,SHE NEEDS TO BE WILLING FIRST BEFORE PRAYER CAN WORK.SEE YOU AT THE TOPMOST TOP IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP


Teeco Designer (AKA Love Mallam Grin)

Dog....
Don't talk when people are talking. You are not up to human class. You are too low to interact with humans.
I'll advice you to go and look for somewhere to relax and stop disgracing the entire humanity. Bingo o o o o o o o o o  Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
6457  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding? on: 20-03-2010 06:25 PM
Quote from: teeco on 20-03-2010 09:03 AM
I'm not talking of just any ex  Wink , but that ex you thought was going to be the one but things didn't work out between both of you.

And this person is getting married to another person. Would you attend that wedding?

would you also be comfortable with your ex attending your own wedding?

Teeco Designer (AKA Love Mallam Grin)

Mumu...
Nobody know when you go get sense. Your own na to just dey mumu every time. See your face like sokoto hegoat
6458  Forum / Relationships & Romance / AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM on: 20-03-2010 06:20 PM
In fact Nigeria is becoming else and the divine grace of God is all we need to survive these calamities. I was in Lagos sometime ago when I head my neighbour and the wife battling and fighting themselves kept shouting; useless man, useless man, that’s what you are. We rushed out to intervene, blaming the woman for calling the husband a useless man. So this time around I will say it out for people to hear, the woman said. Make una see this yeye man dey phyuk our daughter. Na today the third day wen I dey catch am say he dey phyuk our only daughter, the woman cried. Then the man rushed from the other side and shouted at his wife, KEEP QUITE JON, AFTERALL NOT BE ME BORN AM. After a while, I jokingly asked the man if at all you are not the father, is it not a taboo to be sleeping with a mother and the daughter? My brother, no mind me, any time I see that girl, her yansh just dey confuse me, in fact the girl sweet pass her mama, the man replied.
6459  Forum / Relationships & Romance / THE SHEPHERD TOLD ME I NEEDED HOLY WATER on: 20-03-2010 05:23 PM
Another case happened recently when I went to see a friend at Igbede in Ojo Local Government Area of Lagos state. When I was done with my friend, he decided to see me off to the bus-stop. As we were approaching the bus-stop, we heard some noise under the bridge; IF YOU COMOT AM WE GO KILL YOU; OYA DEY phyuk AM. So we rushed down to see what exactly was going on only to see a white garment man popularly referred to as Shepherd (OLUSHO in Yoruba language) fully and completely naked and tremendously and mercilessly banging somebody’s wife inside the river. They were caught by a group of smokers whose voice we heard. As they were threatened, the woman confessed that she was barren and she went to the shepherd for spiritual help. So the shepherd told her that she needed HOLY WATER without which she cannot bear a child, after much talk, the shepherd disclosed to her that she needed spiritual sperm which he was actually giving to her before they were caught……
6460  Forum / Relationships & Romance / INFIDELITY, THE DOORWAY TO BROKEN RELATIONSHIPS on: 20-03-2010 05:18 PM
Relationships are meant to be fully enjoyed. But INFIDELITY has crumbled so many relationships some of which are undergoing repairs and a host of others beyond repair. What does is really cost to be faithful to one’s partner and enjoy the best of the relationship?
I observed and concluded that the cause of infidelity is GREED. When someone is not contented with what he/she has, he/she must find a way to get more and hence end up exchanging his/her DIGNITY for that desire which might not even be necessary.
Ladies, your dignity is your PRIDE, save it and secure your marital EGO.
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