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Quit " FACEBOOK" and Face your spiritual Book (BIBLE) & search ye first the Kingdom of God thru "GOOGLE"  . Repent & go to God in Prayer thru "PINGING"
A you ready "2GO" with God in "CHATTING" ? Say after me..Oh!!! Lord " Let my Enemies phyuk up like "NIMBUZZ" & Deliver me from the Spirit of "FACEBOOK".!!!!!. May your enemies receive bad Network problem in their coven, like " MTEL" & "GLO"... May your life reign like "BLACKBERRY" and Enjoy lots of goodies of this world like "ETISALAT".....If u receive it shout Halleluya!!!!!

yeye comment on the chain 

I don talk my own na una sabi 

ok i will ask d driver 

Three  pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after  a busy  Sunday. They agreed it’s so difficult preaching  to people all the time  and no one  preaches to  them.

 Sitting by the river with little response  from the hooks, one pastor  thought of sharing his  heart with others.
 He said: “guys its rare to  get such an opportunity to be among ourselves  like  this. It would be good if we look into our lives and  help each other  with our weaknesses”.
 They  all agreed to this. This pastor said: “Gentlemen I  need help! The  people in my church give a lot of money  every week. I started taking  little by little  but  now I take a big chunk. I can’t stop stealing  from the church please  pray for me. The day they will  find out I will be fired”!
  The other pastor  said: “brothers your sins are better than mine! I have  slept with every woman in the church including married  women. As I  preach  my eyes hover over the  congregation looking for the next  prey. If this  is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill  me!”
  The last pastor’s feet were shaking as  they were talking. They thought  he had a big story to  tell. He stood up and said: “My brothers my problem  is  gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don’t tell  everyone! In fact  I can’t sit anymore. I have to share  this with the congregation! I will  be  back!

you be correct guy jare!

i say dnt cum back na by force 

old man wah e nu wan waka 

come back here

you mean kpomo!  

you can do better 

check am well

Boss says to secretary: For a week, we
will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary makes a call 2 her Husband:
For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.
... Husband makes call to secret lover: My
wife is going abroad for a week, so let's
spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a call to a little boy
whom she is giving private lessons: I
have to work for a week, so you need
not come for class
Little boy makes call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, for a week, I don't have
classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's
spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d boss ) makes a call to his
Secretary: This week I am spending
time with my grandson. We can't attend
the meeting any longer.
Secretary makes a call to her husband:
My boss has some personal matters to
attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
Husband makes a call to secret lover:
We cannot spend this week together;
my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes a call to little boy
whom she is giving private lessons:
This week we will have classes as usual.
Little boy makes a call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said
this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't keep you company.
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary:
Don't worry, this week we will attend
that meeting, so make arrangements.
Question - WHO CONTROLS THIS
CHAIN

dem never chop belleful dem wan feed me, na really yeye dem be.

Police: Man, how did u kil 50 ppl in a car accident? D plice man asked?, He said: i was drivin 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i hav no breaks, n i saw 2 men walkin in the strt nd a wedin on d oda side of d strt, who shud i hit? the plice man said: of course the 2 men,less damage. Man said: dats what i tot to mysef, bt wen i did it, i hit only one n the oda one ran to the wedin, SO I WENT AFTER HIM..

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