Hw that small man want take beat you? 

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
... The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,'Your house!' With ur wife

see as i just dey follow you up and down 

dnt bother plenty bra dey ma hse just come fast!fast!

ur questn na p44444444444444444444444444 lol

i nu send any off you o!

queen of my soul.......

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper Was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your Garage door?”
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. 
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, “When you saw the Garage door open did you see my HUMMER parked in there?” 
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, ”No, boss I didn’t. All I saw was a Starlet with 2 flat tires.”
She got fired!

IF I COOK NKOR? NOT 4 GUYS, NA 4 LADIES ONLY ABI YOU BI GAY? 

hahahahaha why no thanks, let start the parole abi you dey shy?

dnt worry i dey come liquid you na!na!

see all of una mouth bcos fo say na babe no body wan say na ppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbb4444444

your second name abi?

you wan chop kpomo?......

you look pretty can i propose?

ok! i av type something else 

you see your life! you dnt even understand yourself