So you know were the machine is? I fear you ooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! President Barrack Obama is lookin 4u!!!!!!!!

But why some Fathers are like dis?

Qstn!!!!!!!! Die 4 you b'cos of wat? again & again oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

very sharp boy

Die 4 you b'cos of wat?

only alaba? Oshodi market, lawanson market in surulere Or Port Harcourt market

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father! He will not give me anything. 

But why?………… May be you should continue one day you will love it. Just be doing it frequently morning and night

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

at allllllllllllll

Abi oooooooooo

all dis fake pastors na so God go dey abashed una yash 1 by 1  

Once upon a time love and friendship were walking in village.
Love fell in pit b’cos love is blind.
Friendship jumped in 2 d pit 2 rescue love
b’cos friendship can do anything 4 loves.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

make it 25

4give!!!!!  well may b i wil