U dn't ask 2 fall, u jst do that's y it's called falling in luv. U can't contrl it

Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
" "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby? "
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. "
..."I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you."
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What was I thinking? "
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. "
"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister. "
"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy... "
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what evil was before this! "
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again. "
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you. "
"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine. "
"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. "
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? "
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday ---so we're having you put to sleep."
"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIG...HTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.

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nice ...