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121  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: JONA 1 vs 1:26 on: 29-06-2012 04:02 PM
Too much
122  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: no be me talk am ooo! (Page 5) on: 29-06-2012 01:25 PM
That means she's improving gradually
123  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Singer, Asa In Court Over N700m Lesbianism Case on: 29-06-2012 12:57 PM
Quote from: emma1967 on 29-06-2012 12:03 AM
Why accusing her when u are not even sure of the case.Mind ur speech
124  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OBJ Has A New Job In London on: 29-06-2012 12:38 PM
Quote from: Satellite on 28-06-2012 06:12 PM
Ole old man, wat of our operation feed nation? It nw obasanjo farm naija limited, god dey watch una, delta, edo, ondo, bayelsa, akwa ibom, river &c river, make una no slip o,make all d oil wells dry suddenly.
Ha ha ha...U dey deceive urself.......dem don sleep far far...
125  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OBJ Has A New Job In London on: 29-06-2012 12:33 PM
Quote from: sydneylove on 28-06-2012 11:23 AM
this kind old and good for nothing man is giving a job still when young ones a looking for jobs up and down stupid nigeria
Why shud u talk to someone who is older than ur dad in such manner.Mind ur speech pls.
126  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija's Repetition on: 29-06-2012 11:41 AM
Quote from: Thonya on 29-06-2012 11:36 AM
Poster u b ye ye
Thonya na fight..why u dey vex vex,if I slap u-u go cry cry .
127  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija's Repetition on: 29-06-2012 11:24 AM
Quote from: chummyli on 28-06-2012 08:42 PM
Poster u be thief thief cos I don post dis hia... Check out its topic 'copy copy'
U self be copy copy becos na mago mago u use get am from anoda
128  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A NEW WORD(S) ADDED TO THE DICTIONARY on: 29-06-2012 11:21 AM
Quote from: Monsol on 29-06-2012 10:32 AM
Sorry, this was meant for Esther Aremu.
I ask again Esther, Are you a FAROUKIAN?
Please help ask am ooo
129  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: atm on: 29-06-2012 11:19 AM
Quote from: clintoNoodnwa on 29-06-2012 10:43 AM
130  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Gay Lecturer In Trouble For Approaching Male Student In ABU, Zaria on: 29-06-2012 11:00 AM
131  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: atm on: 29-06-2012 10:29 AM
It's a good ideal,but what is the  assurance that the police men will answer when they receive the alert.We never can tell may be the Thieves are even aware of the logic.
132  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A NEW WORD(S) ADDED TO THE DICTIONARY on: 29-06-2012 09:48 AM
A set of NEW WORD(s) ve now bn officially added 2 d dictionary -
1. FAROUK - To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video clip.
2. FAROUKER - A person who farouks.
3. FAROUKEE - A person who is farouked.
4. FAROUKOLOGY - d study of bribe collection and denial of evidence
5. FAROUKRACY - Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for d bribe takers.
6. FAROUKISM - d political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups
7. FAROUKIOSIS - A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial
8. FAROUKISH - Having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
9. FAROUKISTICALLY - Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk. ..UPDATE ON NEW WORD(s) -the National Political Dictionary additions:-
1. FAROUKMANIA - The craze for bribe collection and nark for denial of evidence
2. FAROUKPHOBIA - morbid fear of a farouker
3. FAROUKAN IDIOCY - unguarded collection of bribe and denial
4. FAROUKITOMY - sharing of bribe
5. FAROUKLEXIS - the structure of bribe
6. FAROUKLING - offspring of a farouker
7. FAROUKCIDE - the murder of a farouker or suicide by a farouker
8. FAROUKIST - believer in bribe collection;
9. FAROUKIAN - follower of Farouk Lawan.
133  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: My ex-commissioner wife returned home without pant –Husband on: 28-06-2012 03:32 PM
Quote from: ASIWAJUTAIWO on 28-06-2012 10:55 AM

  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin She need to tell the court where that pant his.............
The panty will be a strong material fact in the court of law...Hummmmmmn
134  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Naija's Repetition on: 28-06-2012 03:29 PM
Quote from: Blessd9jaBeauty on 28-06-2012 03:27 PM
Smiley Afta I don look look, I go waka commot sharp sharp  Grin
U go now turn to WAKA WAKA
135  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ‘You Can’t Impregnate A Woman & Desert Her’ – Lagos State Government on: 28-06-2012 02:46 PM
Quote from: kebella on 28-06-2012 02:42 PM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Everybody man hungry to eat...It is only the serious one that avoid eating forbidden fruits.
136  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ‘You Can’t Impregnate A Woman & Desert Her’ – Lagos State Government on: 28-06-2012 02:16 PM
Quote from: kayleennyauchi on 28-06-2012 12:40 PM
People need to understand that some women are raped with a person they know and upon that they get pregnant and therefore the person refuses to loook after the innocent child.There are so many reasons, so man ought to be responsible as the technology of dna testing has grown ahead of us and use protection when sleeping with your partner so as for women who cannot shut their pot please also be responsible enough.This is a start of a whole new africa and here in the uk man dont get away with such though women and child are given a 2 bedroom apartment and money to look after yourself and the baby and top of that the rent is paid for if youre not working but still the peron responsible for the pregncy still has to give money every month to look after his baby if not paid you get jailed.
Why should a lady even agree to have sex with girl that has not taken u to the altar...Hummmm
137  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I Need Your Help: My wife just deleted her name from my phone. (Page 12) on: 28-06-2012 12:33 PM
Quote from: bomsiluv on 28-06-2012 11:42 AM
Call her by a pet name. It makes most women feel loved. calling her by a pet name won't subtract or add anything. Please, call her to save your relationship.
Don't u think it's better to be your self as a man than copying western life.What is the extent of saying what does not come from your heart.
138  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: ‘You Can’t Impregnate A Woman & Desert Her’ – Lagos State Government on: 28-06-2012 12:16 PM
Quote from: richi192 on 28-06-2012 10:14 AM
tru tok abeg mak d ladies close their t*t* so reslove d issue beta still mak d guyz dey try use raincoat cox Govt no go dey waka door to door to found who dey guilty Huh? Huh?
Naija ladies no get pot wey dey go close except few sha.
139  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Oga O: Oyinbo Celebrities Launch 'Aso Ebi' For Obama's Presidential Campaign on: 28-06-2012 12:14 PM
Quote from: 9iceone on 28-06-2012 08:18 AM
thats how this nonsense obama will be doing only when he needs Nigeria or Nigerians in america but when he is elected then he know Nigeria is very corrupt and visits Ghana but not Nigeria.... the past 3 US president all of them visited Nigeria and i know corruption was greater then than it is now
why didn't dey print on suit. copy copy
140  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Alleged Wife Killer, Akolade Arowolo Collapses In Court on: 28-06-2012 12:06 PM
Quote from: viddycool on 28-06-2012 10:32 AM
better say make him die because atlast na die him go still die no be only collapse, idiot  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
If the man like make he die or faint.The judge must make sure he die the second death.Bad man with evil mind
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