Which ACT be that...na u know

judge not please...let God judge him.

judge not please...let God judge him.

dry dryer dryest

I don't need this since I do not have a witch

Zeigbo u too be thief thief.

If I be copy copy, then u are look look

Everything is always dry to u.

If dem don post am b4, u too can copy copy and paste paste very quick quick

Na u sabi

I leave that MUMU for u...I know u will like it

... A lawyers made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, "Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug."
The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman's panty!
"Caught this idiot today" she thought. "You thought you could escape this time round!" She muttered.
With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down. During all this time the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough.
"Now why do you ruin my life?" the lady asked.
"You! Do you realize what you have just done!?" the husband stammered outrageously.
"That's the case worth ten million dollars I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!"
Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't imagine her husband losing ten million
Really who should have apologized?

 A married lady was going into an hotel with her boyfriend when she jam her husband coming out of that hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately said, "I don catch you today, thank God I brought a witness". The man looked at her then turned to his girlfriend and said, "Sister Mercy you see what I've told you. If we had left earlier we won't have caught her here"

Why do Nigerians like saying things twice? E.g. Mago mago, follow follow, yamma yamma, puff puff, chin chin, kuli kuli, waka waka, moi moi, jedi jedi, sharp sharp, yori yori, gb'omo gb'omo, borrow borrow, thief thief, lie lie, fear fear, touch touch, talk talk, holy holy, boju boju, jaga jaga, scatter scatter, kabu kabu, chuku chuku,wuru wuru,look look, chop chop. See you, laff laff. I know u'll share dis message, copy copy, Lol!!

lol

Wish kind court arise...U better sentence dem to death by BOMBING..

U better shut that ur BOKO ARAM mouth.if Igbo millitant can fight them, they shud signify too.Dem tell u say Naija money- na one person get am.

Please, lead us to the territory of BOKO HARAM. when u move, we will follow u

Everyone of them is evil.....

Ezebere or chidubere or wetin be ur name...Why una millitant never go attack them.get gun and fight them urself....Abeg we need peace in Naija