Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't i seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, What's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man:If I could see you naked, I'll die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.