hmmm
grin genius and his new babe amici

the kind of people i am talking about. Confused readers and heavy smokers of chronic......................

i watch y'll fight ur selves.....................................stress will kill ya both

my joke wasn't meant to be funny at all...........................

Guy:- Helo, babe

babe:- hi....................any probs???
Guy:- not really.... You ar just looking beautiful......... and i am falling for u...........
          i`m in love............can i hav ur phone number???
babe:-hhhhhmmmm................u want my number?.......u ar not serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy:-............... i already hav a pen
Babe:- okay then.................. its  0803................thirty something..........forty something............u can add one hundred and something to........
Guy:- babe... quit playin, i luv u......
Babe:- go and 4ck urself loverboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... i love u too.......biatch
Guy:- do u wanna break my heart???
Babe:-  no...........but...............Bye..............and see u in the farthest future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neva mind any tittle can suit it

 A guy retired back to his home after a long stressful and confusing day at work only to ask his babe

for an advice on how he was going to use a knife or a fork or a 25mm diameter pipe to drink his orange juice which he put into a flat plate.






warning stress kills slowly

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of a dynamite


If the population of china should walk past u in a single file, it would never stop.

some stuffs ar omitted
they ar wanna 4ck and 4ck on the table.

Dguy, removed those words

this stuff is best read with an ITALIAN Accent....it also goes wit different tones

 The Italian Tells his story.....

one r day, i r go to malta, to a big Hotel. In the mornin i r go down to get a breakfast

tell da waitress, i wanna 2 pieces of toast

and she brings only one piece

I tell her, "I WANT 2 PIECE!!!!!!!"

she says, "GO TO D TOILET
I tell her, "you na understand, I WAN R PIECE, ON Mi PLATE!!!!!"
she says, "YOU BETA NOT PIS ON D PLATE U SON OF A BITCH"
I don't even know the lady n she call me "A SON OF A BEACH"

Later, i r go to bigger resturant

the waitress brings me r spoon, plate n knife but no FORK

I tell her, "I WAN R FORK"
she says, "EVERYBODY WANNA phyuk"
I say, "U NO UNDERSTAND, I WAN A FORK ,ON THE TABLE"
she says, "U BETA NOT phyuk ON THE TABLE U SON OF A BITCH"

so i go back to ma hotel room n there is no SHEET on mi bed

so i telle the manager, "I WAN R SHEET!!!!!"
he says, "GO TO THE TOILET"
i say, U NO UNDERSTAND, "I WAN R SHEET ON MI BED!!!!!!!!"
he says, "YOU BETA NOT SHIT ON MY BED, U SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
so i go to he check out and the man said
PEACE ON YOU
i say, "PIS ON YOU, U SON OF O A BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I'm gonna back to Italia

even if its not funny to u, my story made a crowd of over 300 White-ladies and gentle-men laugh.


so 4ck wat u said

cool

the PHE teacher was lecturing his students on the various professions in sport. He started by listing out the various terms used in naming the people who participate in the various sporting activities, like this;

 a person who plays FOOTBALL is called a FOOTBALLER
 a person who plays BASKETBALL is called a BASKETBALLER
 a person who plays VOLLEYBALL is called a VOLLEYBALLER
 

he decided to throw a question at his pupils
he asked, the person who plays TABLE-TENNIS is called what???

a pupil replied, A TABLE-TENNISER

when u start experiencing severe pain in ur chest, which gradually radiates to ur arms, ur jaw and the rest of ur body and you start feeling faint. You are alone and 5miles away from the nearest hospital. You have only 10 seconds to loose consciousness.
You must act as fast as possible or else, you will black out. Well the following, are the things you should do;

first; do not panic. Start coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A very deep breathe should be taken b4 each cough. The cough must be deep and prolonged.

A breathe and a cough must be repeated every 2 seconds without let-up, until help arrives or when the heart is felt to beat normally again.

secondly; you should see a doctor to prevent this event from happening again.

I was only asked to spread this message to many others as possible.
 

there is always a trail of events that leads to it. Don't blame the devil, cuz he'll get pissed off and probably kill ya

4 confusion. just 2 confuse u.

Her man

if u r a gurl, any guy that stands close to ur right hand side is the right person 4 u. 4 d guyz, any girl dat pecks u on ur right ckeek is the right person 4 u. Don't follow ur heart all d time, cuz u'll get lost. The heart is sometimes a big lier

if u see a nice gurl u want, u catch her and put her in the oven. Then the toasting begins. After that u bring her out n tell she's lookin fine instead of ugly. Then ur ar done. That's it

@ author
let me ask u dis shit. Y do women rape men and what does a hungry lion do when he sees a prey?

Up chelsea. I'm wit u 'll my fellow bros and co-fans. F***k y'll chelsea haters u guyz better watch wat u all say!!!!!!!!!. P***ses

U ar just a F***king arse member of a stupid Arse club. The Brigde still stands Hommie. So shut ur mouth P**sy

F**k u man, which team is not defeatable?