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Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Pregnancy before wedding! Anything wrong with it? |
on: 30-04-2012 03:34 PM
| | See y'all this thing we talking about is not very easy but still we just have to comply to it, its for our own good and well if u feel u've arrived and can handle anything that comes out of d pre-marital affiar then fine,m u will only have men that will support u but God doesn't cos His word says so, ''FLEE all appearances of segxwal immorality....we know say e dey sweet but chill. | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MUST READ... MUST LAUGH!! |
on: 29-03-2012 09:48 AM
| | Frank wanted desperately to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, frank got so frustrated that he walked up to the girl and said, ''I'll give you £1,000 if you let me have sex with you. But she says, 'NO'. Frank then said, ''I'll be FAST. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be done by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend, so she called her guy and told him the story, and her boyfriend said to her, ''Ask him for £2,000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half hour goes by and the boyfriend was still waiting patiently for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after another 45mins, the boyfriend calls and asked what happened, she repsonded, ''The guy used COINS oo! I'm still PICKING and he's still DOING the stuff ooooo...!! LUAO (Laff Ur Ass Out) | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / DICK-Son |
on: 29-03-2012 09:33 AM
| | A Psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers. ''You all have obsessions'', the Doctor observed.
To the first mother, he said, ''You are obsessed with Eating, you have even named your daughter CANDY''
He looks to the second mother saying, ''Your obsession is with Money, again it manifests itself in your child's name PENNY''
He looks to the third mother and says, ''Your obsession is Alcohol. This manifests itself in your child's name BRANDI''
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand ans says to him, ''Come on 'DICK', we're leaving!! LWKMD | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / We don HAMMER!! |
on: 29-03-2012 09:20 AM
| A yankee man told two Igbo men to catch lions for him and d price of each lion is $20,000. When the 2 Igbo men went into d forest for d hunt, after a long search they fell asleep and latet one of them heard d roar of a lion and when he woke. he saw about a hundred (100) lions surrounding in front of them, instead of him to find an escape route, he woke his friend and said, 'Emeka, we don HAMMER'.   | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Did u see ma Garage? |
on: 29-03-2012 09:15 AM
| | A man forgets to zip up his trouser so a lady tells him, 'Sir, your garage is open'. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up ask, 'Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside?' The lady smiles and replies, 'No, just one small KEKE NAPEP with two flat tyres.' :0 | | | | |
